HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

[The Brain]

I once went to the ER with something I thought I needed to get checked out, but was nothing at all.

Were you caught: flat-footed?

[Ed Anger]

Exactly what kind of rehab are you doing that it requires you to bunk down in the death ranch?

Because I need help with about everything. My balance is shot to hell, my endurance is gone.

I'm improving, but I need time.

And it just isn't a death ranch. There is a bunch of short term rehab people like me in this place.

[Ed Anger]

Today, Ed Anger dined with Ed Anger. So ronery.

[Valmy]

When you dine alone you dine with Hitler!

Sorry man I hope you recover soon. At least you have the warm personal interaction the internet can provide

[katmai]

The oddest thing is i have friend who really is named Ed Anger....

[dps]

The oddest thing is i have friend who really is named Ed Anger....

I'd think that the oddest thing is that you have a friend.   

[katmai]

Just because the majority are in my head, doesn't mean some haven't escaped...

[grumbler]

The oddest thing is i have friend who really is named Ed Anger....

Is he the one who tells you not to take your medicine, because he can't come and visit you on days when you've taken your medicine?

[Monoriu]

Today, Ed Anger dined with Ed Anger. So ronery.

I spent quite some time trying to figure out what ronery means. 

[Eddie Teach]

I spent quite some time trying to figure out what ronery means.

It's a typo. He meant ornery. 

[The Brain]

How is your sexual power?

[Norgy]

Today, Ed Anger dined with Ed Anger. So ronery.

Where is: Child Bride? 

[Ed Anger]

Today, Ed Anger dined with Ed Anger. So ronery.

Where is: Child Bride? 

Home wrangling 5 kids.

[Ed Anger]

How is your sexual power?

Batteries depleted.

[Ed Anger]

Anyways, next Wendsday is the planned discharge date. I'd like to list the folks who I won't miss:

The cookie bitch: the old bat that hangs around the nurses station demanding cookies. ALL NIGHT.
The two screamers: I know they cant help it, but damn.
The old bat who shows up in your room staring at you at 3am.
The potty mouth old bat who yells to go to the bathroom.... In the shower room where ther is no toilet. And then screams bullshit when denied entry
The fat ass dude who goes at warp 5 down the hallways in his motorized scooter.
The racist who introduced himself by telling me he doesn't like Orientals. Thank you for telling me.