HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

[Ed Anger]

Sounds like a heart thing, yes? My dad went through that.

What are they doing for you?

Liver.

Low salt diet and shitloads of diaretics. And jamming a tube into my abdomen.

[alfred russel]

Could all the abdominal fluid be the buildup of semen that shot out the wrong way?

[The Brain]

I find it hard to remember which fluid jokes I've already used.

[Josquius]

Fluids seem to cause a lot of problems for Ed.

[alfred russel]

It is a very fluid situation.

[KRonn]

Tough going Ed. Hope the docs have a good handle on things and you feel better soon.

[Ed Anger]

Kidney function down to 31%. Feel like total crap.

Morale shot. Thinking of beginning of transferring wealth to the heirs early because ESTATE TAXES ARE THEFT. Need to consult my Jew lawyers.

[The Brain]

Move to Sweden. No estate tax.

[Ed Anger]

Move to Sweden. No estate tax.

Too many Swedes.

[KRonn]

Kidney function down to 31%. Feel like total crap.

Morale shot. Thinking of beginning of transferring wealth to the heirs early because ESTATE TAXES ARE THEFT. Need to consult my Jew lawyers.

Do the docs have any plans to help the kidneys function better? What's the plan going forward.

Hang in there, don't like seeing your spirits down. 

[Ed Anger]

Just staying off certain medications. No ibuprofen, reduced my Metformin dose.

For brain's benefit, I was complemented on my pee not having proteins and other bad stuff in it.

[KRonn]

Ok, sounds good for your part. Even with no health issues the warnings on that stuff say not to over use it to avoid harming kidneys.

[Admiral Yi]

All this stuff falling apart is a result of the warehouse landing on you?

[Ed Anger]

No.

[DontSayBanana]

Kidney function down to 31%. Feel like total crap.

Morale shot. Thinking of beginning of transferring wealth to the heirs early because ESTATE TAXES ARE THEFT. Need to consult my Jew lawyers.

Not sure about the Buckeye State, but I do remember from my days as a paralegal major that if you're planning a little bit of premortem wealth transfer, you need to stick around another 60 days to make sure the state doesn't call it a party foul.