HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

Started by Ed Anger, July 21, 2015, 07:07:04 PM

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Admiral Yi

#570
March 23, 2017, 08:18:29 PM
Rub some dirt on it.

Ed Anger

#571
March 23, 2017, 08:18:50 PM
Thanks Lee Corso.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#572
March 23, 2017, 08:28:30 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:14:06 PM
Got a lecture from a doctor that I am driving myself to an early grave.

Nigga please.  Last time you broke a sweat was because you ate too much of that block of colby cheddar.

Ed Anger

#573
March 23, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down.  :(

My diet sucks.  :(

My life sucks.  :(

:cry:
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jimmy olsen

#574
March 23, 2017, 08:38:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down.  :(

My diet sucks.  :(

My life sucks.  :(

:cry:

:console: :hug:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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grumbler

#575
March 24, 2017, 12:05:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down.  :(

My diet sucks.  :(

My life sucks.  :(

:cry:

When you consider the alternative, that's not so bad.  :hug:
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

The Brain

#576
March 24, 2017, 02:52:26 AM
Quote from: grumbler on March 24, 2017, 12:05:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down.  :(

My diet sucks.  :(

My life sucks.  :(

:cry:

When you consider the alternative, that's not so bad.  :hug:

Our lives? :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Legbiter

#577
March 25, 2017, 06:34:44 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down.  :(

My diet sucks.  :(

My life sucks.  :(

:cry:

Could be worse.  :hug:
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Ed Anger

#578
April 18, 2017, 07:50:46 PM
Got a CT scan of my head today to discover the source of my migraines. Instead, I get a Hawkeye impersonator as my doc.

the scan showed nothing
Me: no brain or anything?
Nope. Just a big empty space

HA HA ASSHOLE. GIVE ME MORPHINE
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CountDeMoney

#579
April 18, 2017, 07:53:54 PM
Should've told him you were ready for your sponge bath.

Ed Anger

#580
April 18, 2017, 08:18:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 18, 2017, 07:53:54 PM
Should've told him you were ready for your sponge bath.

The nurses were mediocre looking today.  :(
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Ed Anger

#581
May 16, 2017, 08:02:28 PM
To Seedy's utter dismay, my recent liver and kidney scans showed no cancer.

Fluid around the lungs continues.
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CountDeMoney

#582
May 16, 2017, 08:07:19 PM
Fluid around the lungs?  Maybe you should stop swimming with your mouth open, nyuk3.

Ed Anger

#583
May 16, 2017, 08:11:24 PM
Swimming is for poors.
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Monoriu

#584
May 16, 2017, 08:11:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2017, 08:02:28 PM
my recent liver and kidney scans showed no cancer.


Good to know  :)
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