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Savonarola

#55440
April 01, 2016, 09:38:27 AM
In an offsite lab today...

A LITTLE while, a little while,
  The weary task is put away,
  And I can sing and I can smile,
  Alike, while I have holiday.

:)
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Liep

#55441
April 01, 2016, 11:21:34 AM
Classical statues in modern clothing: http://imgur.com/a/QJ5mB
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

derspiess

#55442
April 01, 2016, 12:03:10 PM
Speaking of Lego-ish, Oyo honored me and my fellow NFL sideline personnel with a limited edition figure.  I just need the hat to be purple and it's me.

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#55443
April 01, 2016, 12:04:09 PM
You need a shave lego Spicey. Be professional.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#55444
April 01, 2016, 12:06:16 PM
Nah.  Facial hair is the new professional.  The longer the goatee the better.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

celedhring

#55445
April 01, 2016, 12:22:58 PM
Thought this was cool. Some mathematicians mapped out the character interactions in "Storm of Swords" to attempt to derive who is the main character.



Obviously there isn't a single protagonist, but the graphic does a pretty good job of pointing out who is the main character of each of the "communities" that the book has.

There's some dead characters in there, but that's because they are mentioned in the book despite that. Surprised about Robert getting so much presence, for example.

The Brain

#55446
April 01, 2016, 12:25:34 PM
That is not dead which is in that series.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Savonarola

#55447
April 01, 2016, 05:06:23 PM
There's an air show this week in Melbourne.  Today, the lab I was at, has a warning light that flashes whenever noise exceeds 120 dB; at which point you need to put on hearing protection.  My test was well below that, but the jets passing by kept on setting off the warning light.  So we all had hearing protection on all day.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

lustindarkness

#55448
April 01, 2016, 05:16:36 PM
Ha! I've been in Pensacola while the Blue Angels practice, and the whole base should be wearing hearing protection all day.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Phillip V

#55449
April 02, 2016, 01:03:07 AM
New fossil suggests Siberian unicorn may have lived among humans 29,000 years ago.



https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/mar/29/siberian-unicorn-extinct-humans-fossil-kazakhstan

Eddie Teach

#55450
April 02, 2016, 01:26:32 AM
Most of the pics I've seen look more rhino-like than that one.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#55451
April 02, 2016, 01:28:16 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 01, 2016, 12:06:16 PM
Nah.  Facial hair is the new professional.  The longer the goatee the better.

Billy goat gruff?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#55452
April 02, 2016, 02:37:29 AM
Moving day! Feels all the more annoying when you are moving a 10 minute walk away...<_<
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#55453
April 02, 2016, 02:39:06 AM
I hope you have peons do the lifting and carrying. It always annoys me when I hear of grown people who don't do the sensible thing.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#55454
April 02, 2016, 02:50:03 AM
Of course I do. Been quite sometime since I've moved without. :hmm:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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