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Syt

#49185
May 08, 2015, 07:42:58 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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The Brain

#49186
May 08, 2015, 08:33:29 AM
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

#49187
May 08, 2015, 11:02:29 AM
Went out around 11 am to Target to pick up some CD-Rs.  I'm so glad summer is here.  Nobody there but me and a bunch of skimpily-dressed MILFS. :cool:
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derspiess

#49188
May 08, 2015, 11:03:53 AM
My Target is MILF city up until mid-evening. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Admiral Yi

#49189
May 08, 2015, 11:04:44 AM
Ask a few if they've read 50 Shades.

derspiess

#49190
May 08, 2015, 11:13:24 AM
I'm sure most of them have.  Women are preverts.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

#49191
May 08, 2015, 11:18:01 AM
One chick was wearing either a sports bra only or some sort of cutoff thing that resembled one.  Midriff exposed, nipples hard. :perv:
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Caliga

#49192
May 08, 2015, 11:18:34 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 08, 2015, 11:13:24 AM
I'm sure most of them have.  Women are preverts.
A chick I work with told me she read that the other day.  I was like "ummm why did you tell me that" :hmm:
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Valmy

#49193
May 08, 2015, 11:21:11 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 08, 2015, 11:18:34 AM
A chick I work with told me she read that the other day.  I was like "ummm why did you tell me that" :hmm:

The women you work with are something else.

And I absolutely support the consumption of pornography of any sort by heterosexual women. That is not say I object to said consumption by other groups, I only specifically endorse its consumption by this particular demographic.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#49194
May 08, 2015, 11:24:34 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 08, 2015, 11:21:11 AM
The women you work with are something else.
I don't know if they still are but at one point they were having a "Let's see who can lose the most weight" contest.  Two of them separately asked me if I thought they needed to lose weight. :wacko:  How the fuck do you answer a question like that without stepping on a mine?
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Admiral Yi

#49195
May 08, 2015, 11:28:26 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 08, 2015, 11:24:34 AM
I don't know if they still are but at one point they were having a "Let's see who can lose the most weight" contest.  Two of them separately asked me if I thought they needed to lose weight. :wacko:  How the fuck do you answer a question like that without stepping on a mine?

"I would shag you now, and I would shag you if you lost some weight."

Caliga

#49196
May 08, 2015, 11:30:07 AM
*takes notes*
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Valmy

#49197
May 08, 2015, 11:35:00 AM
That is just ridiculous. I cannot imagine a female colleague ever asking me that kind of question. You have the most intimate office ever.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#49198
May 08, 2015, 11:38:05 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 08, 2015, 11:35:00 AM
That is just ridiculous. I cannot imagine a female colleague ever asking me that kind of question. You have the most intimate office ever.
Yeah it's kind of weird. :hmm:
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lustindarkness

#49199
May 08, 2015, 11:44:41 AM
I always answer: "no, but if you lose weight, don't lose it from where it counts" or something similar.
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