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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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The Larch

How do you tell apart the states that are basically square or square-ish? There seems to be at least one in each of the groups. :p

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 06, 2014, 01:26:37 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 06, 2014, 01:24:53 PM
Overheard a gal in the office say "add salt to injury" :mellow:

:lol:  Ignorant.  Just the way you want 'em, d.  Was she barefoot and pregnant, too?

She hasn't been for a while.  Nice gal, just not the most literate. 

And no, I actually prefer intelligent co-workers.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

Found out yesterday my wife is related to Prince Albert of Monaco.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on November 06, 2014, 01:39:11 PM
And no, I actually prefer intelligent co-workers.

Everybody prefers working with guys.

Ideologue

I bet adding salt to injury would hurt, even if it did give it more flavor.

I mean, if we added salt to CDMs injury, his head might explode, like in Scanners.
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Eddie Teach

How about adding insult to the wound instead.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ideologue on November 06, 2014, 02:13:33 PM
I mean, if we added salt to CDMs injury, his head might explode, like in Scanners.

Hell, I wish.  Beats just making me thirsty.

derspiess

Atlanta Falcons add extra salt to their Gatorade.  Tastes like seawater.
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Valmy

Quote from: derspiess on November 06, 2014, 01:52:48 PM
Found out yesterday my wife is related to Prince Albert of Monaco.

See if she can get Monegasque Citizenship.
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Tamas

Reflecting on the earlier conversation in the UKIP thread: is it a good idea to walk through Lambeth (London) on a weekday night to Vauxhall? :D

derspiess

Quote from: Valmy on November 06, 2014, 03:00:54 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 06, 2014, 01:52:48 PM
Found out yesterday my wife is related to Prince Albert of Monaco.

See if she can get Monegasque Citizenship.

Already asked her to look into it.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

Quote from: The Larch on November 06, 2014, 01:36:07 PM
How do you tell apart the states that are basically square or square-ish? There seems to be at least one in each of the groups. :p

Having it drilled into you in grades 1-6.
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Sheilbh

Quote from: Tamas on November 06, 2014, 03:02:53 PM
Reflecting on the earlier conversation in the UKIP thread: is it a good idea to walk through Lambeth (London) on a weekday night to Vauxhall? :D
How comfortable are you with gay leather bars? Although the gays may not be comfortable you after a couple of weeks ago there was homophobic acid attack by an Eastern European couple.

It's fine. Looks rough but generally good fun. One of the few places in London you can find a place open till sun up.

Lambeth's fine too (where from though, it's a large borough?).
Let's bomb Russia!

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Tamas

Quote from: Sheilbh on November 06, 2014, 04:22:50 PM
Quote from: Tamas on November 06, 2014, 03:02:53 PM
Reflecting on the earlier conversation in the UKIP thread: is it a good idea to walk through Lambeth (London) on a weekday night to Vauxhall? :D
How comfortable are you with gay leather bars? Although the gays may not be comfortable you after a couple of weeks ago there was homophobic acid attack by an Eastern European couple.

It's fine. Looks rough but generally good fun. One of the few places in London you can find a place open till sun up.

Lambeth's fine too (where from though, it's a large borough?).

I'll be walking between the Royal Pharmaceutical Society and Vauxhall Train Station :)