The Off Topic Topic

[derspiess]

So you do like it floppy and undercooked.  Pork fat is gross.  Gotta either cut it or cook it off.

[Josquius]

I hate the fat.
But bacon is at its best when it is soft and cooked just enough.
When I'm eating a bacon sandwich and accidentally bite into a crunchy bit...ugh. It just ruins the whole mouthful. I just can't stand it when it gets like that.

[garbon]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-uber-driver-grabs-female-passenger-breast-cops-article-1.1953167

Florida Uber driver says he grabbed customer's breast because she wasn't wearing a bra: cops

A 28-year-old Egyptian immigrant working as an Uber driver was arrested after he touched a female passenger's breasts "in an aggressive manner," and blamed his behavior on the way she was dressed, according to police.

Ramy Botros told Orlando, Fla., police he grabbed the woman's breasts because she was not wearing a bra, according an arrest affidavit posted on the Smoking Gun website. In his native country, Botros said, if a "girl like her" dresses like that, "it means she (was) asking for that."

He was charged Wednesday with battery.

The woman told police she had left an ale house about 10 p.m. in an Uber car ordered by her boyfriend. She was going to meet him at a different location, according to the report.

The driver began making comments about how "attractive" and "pretty" she was and then stopped the ride-sharing car to reach under her shirt and seize her breast, the woman told officers.

"Do not touch my boobs or I will hit you in the face!" she yelled at the man, she told police.

The woman said she was afraid of the driver and tried to make nice until she arrived at her destination, where her boyfriend was waiting.

When she got out of the car, she asked the driver for a card so she could contact him again, the affidavit said. He gave her one. She and her boyfriend called police.

Not only did she get his card, she also managed to capture his groping on her cellphone.

After being arrested, Botros admitted to assaulting the woman because she was wearing "a revealing shirt."

[Tonitrus]

I hate the fat.
But bacon is at its best when it is soft and cooked just enough.
When I'm eating a bacon sandwich and accidentally bite into a crunchy bit...ugh. It just ruins the whole mouthful. I just can't stand it when it gets like that.

I appreciate both the crispy and floppy bacon.

Also, Oberto's maple smoked bacon jerky?  There is no reason to buy any other kind of jerky anymore.

[garbon]

Isn't British bacon different from American bacon?

[Tonitrus]

Isn't British bacon different from American bacon?

Is it like Canadian bacon?

Edit:  Google is telling me that British bacon is big, wider, floppy cuts of meat.

[Ed Anger]

I want a BLT. Without the LT.

[garbon]

Edit:  Google is telling me that British bacon is big, wider, floppy cuts of meat.

Yeah, that's why I was thinking that of course, Jos doesn't like it crispy as its rather different.

[Admiral Yi]

Brazen once mentioned that they have real bacon but call it "streaky bacon."  I think.

[garbon]

Ah.

[Eddie Teach]

A bit too crispy.

Better too crispy than too floppy.

Nah, you can always put it back on the element. You can't unburn it.

[Razgovory]

Man, hanging out with MiM's family is just awkward.

[Admiral Yi]

I don't get it.

[Ideologue]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-uber-driver-grabs-female-passenger-breast-cops-article-1.1953167

Florida Uber driver says he grabbed customer's breast because she wasn't wearing a bra: cops

A 28-year-old Egyptian immigrant working as an Uber driver was arrested after he touched a female passenger's breasts "in an aggressive manner," and blamed his behavior on the way she was dressed, according to police.

Ramy Botros told Orlando, Fla., police he grabbed the woman's breasts because she was not wearing a bra, according an arrest affidavit posted on the Smoking Gun website. In his native country, Botros said, if a "girl like her" dresses like that, "it means she (was) asking for that."

He was charged Wednesday with battery.

The woman told police she had left an ale house about 10 p.m. in an Uber car ordered by her boyfriend. She was going to meet him at a different location, according to the report.

The driver began making comments about how "attractive" and "pretty" she was and then stopped the ride-sharing car to reach under her shirt and seize her breast, the woman told officers.

"Do not touch my boobs or I will hit you in the face!" she yelled at the man, she told police.

The woman said she was afraid of the driver and tried to make nice until she arrived at her destination, where her boyfriend was waiting.

When she got out of the car, she asked the driver for a card so she could contact him again, the affidavit said. He gave her one. She and her boyfriend called police.

Not only did she get his card, she also managed to capture his groping on her cellphone.

After being arrested, Botros admitted to assaulting the woman because she was wearing "a revealing shirt."

The Fifth Amendment is really just for smart people, isn't it?

Well, anyway, goes to show.  Surveillance = justice.  You lot of fucking anarchists.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't get it.

He uses a lemur for his avatar.