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The Brain

#43065
September 25, 2014, 01:35:46 PM
Great, now I can't think of one.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Liep

#43066
September 25, 2014, 01:36:03 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 25, 2014, 01:34:44 PM
Brain fat joke in 30, 29, 28, 27....

Like, "so you turned over?".
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

DGuller

#43067
September 25, 2014, 01:44:31 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 25, 2014, 01:32:22 PM
Welp first day off and trying to sleep in and get a 6.1 earthquake as an alarm clock.
:hmm: Are you sure you didn't just fall off the bed?

Liep

#43068
September 25, 2014, 01:47:35 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 25, 2014, 01:44:31 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 25, 2014, 01:32:22 PM
Welp first day off and trying to sleep in and get a 6.1 earthquake as an alarm clock.
:hmm: Are you sure you didn't just fall off the bed?

Kat just can't accept his own weight, USGS reports it as 6.2.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

alfred russel

#43069
September 25, 2014, 02:25:36 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 25, 2014, 01:44:31 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 25, 2014, 01:32:22 PM
Welp first day off and trying to sleep in and get a 6.1 earthquake as an alarm clock.
:hmm: Are you sure you didn't just fall off the bed?

:lol:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Tonitrus

#43070
September 25, 2014, 02:31:44 PM
Quote from: Liep on September 25, 2014, 01:47:35 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 25, 2014, 01:44:31 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 25, 2014, 01:32:22 PM
Welp first day off and trying to sleep in and get a 6.1 earthquake as an alarm clock.
:hmm: Are you sure you didn't just fall off the bed?

Kat just can't accept his own weight, USGS reports it as 6.2.

I thought it felt stronger than that at first.  But it wasn't bad.  The only noticible effect on my living quarters (I don't move into my permanent abode until next month), was that it opened the end-table drawer containing the Holy Bible.  :pope:

Syt

#43071
September 25, 2014, 02:53:59 PM


:lol:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Josquius

#43072
September 25, 2014, 03:49:30 PM
What is that in the first one? Burnt bacon?
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Admiral Yi

#43073
September 25, 2014, 03:53:19 PM
Doesn't look burned to me.

derspiess

#43074
September 25, 2014, 03:54:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 25, 2014, 03:53:19 PM
Doesn't look burned to me.

Crispy, maybe.  But that's how bacon is supposed to be.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Eddie Teach

#43075
September 25, 2014, 03:55:45 PM
A bit too crispy.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#43076
September 25, 2014, 03:58:07 PM
Quote from: Tyr on September 25, 2014, 03:49:30 PM
What is that in the first one? Burnt bacon?

It's A GUN.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

derspiess

#43077
September 25, 2014, 04:01:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 25, 2014, 03:55:45 PM
A bit too crispy.

Better too crispy than too floppy.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Admiral Yi

#43078
September 25, 2014, 04:05:40 PM
I think Brits like the texture and appearance of pig flab, to set off the beans and tomato.

Josquius

#43079
September 25, 2014, 04:44:27 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 25, 2014, 03:54:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 25, 2014, 03:53:19 PM
Doesn't look burned to me.

Crispy, maybe.  But that's how bacon is supposed to be.
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