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Jacob

#42900
September 14, 2014, 05:26:13 PM
Quote from: Tyr on September 14, 2014, 05:24:59 PM
I went to the beach today.
This place is indeed French.
There were boobies.

How did you cope?

jimmy olsen

#42901
September 14, 2014, 05:32:37 PM
Quintuplets

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Valmy

#42902
September 14, 2014, 05:38:14 PM
Well at least it was pretty people genes that had a multi-birth.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

#42903
September 14, 2014, 10:51:18 PM
Grats Tim! :w00t:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#42904
September 14, 2014, 10:52:33 PM
They sure grow up fast.  :cry:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Zanza

#42905
September 15, 2014, 01:17:34 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 11, 2014, 11:17:26 AM
Quote from: Zanza on September 11, 2014, 11:07:25 AM
Are you guys often contacted by headhunters? I am never sure if I should answer them or not. Sometimes it seems like they just fish for information and don't really have a serious job offer.

I've never had any luck with them-- only wasted time.
I answered this time as I was just frustrated with my job. And it was a complete waste of time. I work in IT for procurement systems. The headhunter thought that qualifies me as a buyer for IT. Eh, no...  :lol: :rolleyes:

Jacob

#42906
September 15, 2014, 01:39:38 PM
Urban Outfitter courting media attention - sells an "retro Kent State shirt with bullet holes and fake blood stains" as a one off item. Is surprised by outrage and issues generic apology. Apparently it was a total random accident, or some such.



Zanza

#42907
September 15, 2014, 01:49:53 PM
That looks shit even without considering the "Kent State" logo and the implied history .

Admiral Yi

#42908
September 15, 2014, 01:53:07 PM
I don't see the bullet holes.

It looks like what they claim it is: a very old Kent St. sweat shirt.

CountDeMoney

#42909
September 15, 2014, 01:56:15 PM
Does anybody remember that great magazine, The Nose?
Sold US Postal Service caps with a bullet hole and blood stains.  Nary a peep.

garbon

#42910
September 15, 2014, 03:09:33 PM
:hmm:

http://digg.com/video/homeless-pickup-artist

QuoteHomeless Guy Survives In NYC By Picking Up Women Every Night
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#42911
September 15, 2014, 03:47:32 PM
Snowden leaked today that US is spying on New Zealand! :o
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#42912
September 15, 2014, 04:09:30 PM
The Choreography of all stomping Maori dances must be ours!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#42913
September 15, 2014, 04:10:24 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 15, 2014, 04:09:30 PM
The Choreography of all stomping Maori dances must be ours!

And the exact number of sheep.  :ph34r:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Liep

#42914
September 15, 2014, 05:23:18 PM
Stegt flæsk med persillesovs is the frontrunner in the polls to become Denmark's official national dish.

Frikadeller and Flæseksteg are close though! Very exciting stuff.

At least we know it'll be pork based.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk
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