The Off Topic Topic

[Tonitrus]

For you redneck reality show haters, Discovery cancelled 'Sons of Guns' due to the owner and 'star' of the show being arrested for kiddie rape.

So more Fast n' Loud for y'all.

The main dude on the Alaskan version plead out most of the charges he was under (though that was about illegal game hunting, not sex crimes).

[Ed Anger]

For you redneck reality show haters, Discovery cancelled 'Sons of Guns' due to the owner and 'star' of the show being arrested for kiddie rape.

So more Fast n' Loud for y'all.

The main dude on the Alaskan version plead out most of the charges he was under (though that was about illegal game hunting, not sex crimes).

Form glancing at the allegations, Red Jacket guy is gonna rot in prison. GAME CHANGER

[CountDeMoney]

OK, now this was funny as balls, for no reason whatsoever.

http://youtu.be/yabAsZ4OSMw

[Tonitrus]

All those Geico commercials are lame/stupid as hell. 

[Admiral Yi]

I can't think of an insurance commercial that isn't lame.

[Eddie Teach]

I like the one with Pinocchio as a motivational speaker. "YOU have potential. Oh boy. "

[CountDeMoney]

All those Geico commercials are lame/stupid as hell. 

I'm surprised the Chinese government hasn't lodged a protest followed by the coincidental shutdown of Geico's website.

[Tonitrus]

I like the one with Pinocchio as a motivational speaker. "YOU have potential. Oh boy. "

That is the lamest one. 

[Tonitrus]

I can't think of an insurance commercial that isn't lame.

The Progressive commercials aren't great, but I'd bang Floe like an act of God.

[Caliga]

The Progressive commercials aren't great, but I'd bang Floe like an act of God.

 

[Syt]

There was an altercation in a café in Zell am See.

A 51 year old Turk complained to the Syrian waiter that the coffee was bad and asked where it was from - Arabia?

The waiter replied, "Maybe China, maybe Japan, or maybe just straight from the coffee machine."

The guest didn't take kindly to this and beat the waiter. A fight ensued between the guest, the waiter and the cook.

The guest was bleeding and went to the hospital.

His son returned to the café, and restarted the fight with the waiter and threatened to kill the cook till police arrived.

[Liep]

Great, it's 03:56 and central calls me up and tells me the tracks ahead are flooded and I'm being sent back the other way. Not exactly what I wanted when I was about 20 minutes away from my bed.

Came home two hours later to find the basement flooded as well. Suck a dick, weather.

[CountDeMoney]

The Progressive commercials aren't great, but I'd bang Floe like an act of God.

 

Weirdos.

[CountDeMoney]

The waiter replied, "Maybe China, maybe Japan, or maybe just straight from the coffee machine."

  That's awesome.

[celedhring]

There was an altercation in a café in Zell am See.

A 51 year old Turk complained to the Syrian waiter that the coffee was bad and asked where it was from - Arabia?

The waiter replied, "Maybe China, maybe Japan, or maybe just straight from the coffee machine."

The guest didn't take kindly to this and beat the waiter. A fight ensued between the guest, the waiter and the cook.

The guest was bleeding and went to the hospital.

His son returned to the café, and restarted the fight with the waiter and threatened to kill the cook till police arrived.

That reads like a great WWE segment tbf.