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Eddie Teach

#38790
April 23, 2014, 05:34:11 PM
I had to have my blood tested once. They were unable to get enough from my arm and ended up pricking my finger.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

#38791
April 23, 2014, 06:51:31 PM
Quote from: sbr on April 23, 2014, 12:27:12 PM
Last time I donated blood they told me that I had Hepatitis and said to not bother coming back. 

I didn't have Hepatitis, but didn't bother going back anyway.
Did you get that tested to be sure? :unsure:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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CountDeMoney

#38792
April 23, 2014, 06:51:36 PM

garbon

#38793
April 23, 2014, 06:55:19 PM


WWRLD
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#38794
April 23, 2014, 07:20:35 PM
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#38795
April 23, 2014, 07:45:41 PM
One of the neighbor girls has developed spectacularly.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

DGuller

#38796
April 23, 2014, 07:58:45 PM
 :hmm: I think Ed's current and future neighbors will be well-informed of his place of residence at all times.

Ed Anger

#38797
April 23, 2014, 08:00:43 PM
No crime in looking, Tracksuit.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

#38798
April 23, 2014, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 23, 2014, 08:00:43 PM
No crime in looking, Tracksuit.
Until the wife catches you looking and you have to move :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

CountDeMoney

#38799
April 23, 2014, 08:11:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 23, 2014, 08:00:43 PM
No crime in looking, Tracksuit.

That's right;  paternity suits are civil matters.

HVC

#38800
April 23, 2014, 08:13:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 23, 2014, 08:11:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 23, 2014, 08:00:43 PM
No crime in looking, Tracksuit.

That's right;  paternity suits are civil matters.
:D yours is better
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

#38801
April 23, 2014, 08:14:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 23, 2014, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 23, 2014, 08:00:43 PM
No crime in looking, Tracksuit.
Until the wife catches you looking and you have to move :P

She watches with me.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

#38802
April 23, 2014, 08:15:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 23, 2014, 08:14:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 23, 2014, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 23, 2014, 08:00:43 PM
No crime in looking, Tracksuit.
Until the wife catches you looking and you have to move :P

She watches with me.
... Not fair.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Eddie Teach

#38803
April 23, 2014, 08:16:32 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 23, 2014, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 23, 2014, 08:00:43 PM
No crime in looking, Tracksuit.
Until the wife catches you looking and you have to move :P

He already lives in Ohio; that's where cheating husbands move to *escape* temptation.

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Grey Fox

#38804
April 23, 2014, 08:41:03 PM
Net neutrality is about to die :(
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.
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