The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

I wear Omega.

Anywho, I was driving along and got caught up in a tea party white trash protest. Yay me. 

[Admiral Yi]

Got my first push poll call of the political season.  Automated.

[mongers]

Got my first push poll call of the political season.  Automated.

Your response or the call itself ?   

[alfred russel]

I was getting my hair washed / scalp massage before a haircut. The person doing it was a rather attractive mid to late 20s girl in a tight shirt. While doing her thing, her chest was just inches from my face, and at times her breasts were actually pressed against my face.

I never saw her after she finished (maybe she left for the day, or maybe went to another room). But the question for languish is, was she coming on to me, was this just the innocent result of her doing her job, or was she just having fun?

She is new to the salon. I like her. 

[The Brain]

I'm sure she does that to every guy in blackface who limps into the salon.

[mongers]

I was getting my hair washed / scalp massage before a haircut. The person doing it was a rather attractive mid to late 20s girl in a tight shirt. While doing her thing, her chest was just inches from my face, and at times her breasts were actually pressed against my face.

I never saw her after she finished (maybe she left for the day, or maybe went to another room). But the question for languish is, was she coming on to me, was this just the innocent result of her doing her job, or was she just having fun?

She is new to the salon. I like her. 

You were having fun, that's all that matters.   

[DGuller]

There is an easy way to find out, as long as you are not concerned about indecent exposure charges.

[alfred russel]

There is an easy way to find out, as long as you are not concerned about indecent exposure charges.

That seems to be a way to show others my excitement level, not guage theirs.

[Admiral Yi]

It's tougher these days because the standard padded bra hides nipple boners.  But there are still tells: does she check you out, does she smile at you, etc.

[mongers]

Are we sure AR is awake, rather than just sleep posting?

[Admiral Yi]

I don't get it.

[alfred russel]

It's tougher these days because the standard padded bra hides nipple boners.  But there are still tells: does she check you out, does she smile at you, etc.

She was very nice, etc., but then I'm a customer.

There was never a chance to go anywhere with anything anyway.

[DGuller]

It's tougher these days because the standard padded bra hides nipple boners.  But there are still tells: does she check you out, does she smile at you, etc.

She was very nice, etc., but then I'm a customer.

There was never a chance to go anywhere with anything anyway.

Are there no back rooms or supply closets there? 

[Ideologue]

Is she tipped?  Does she rent the space?  C'mon, man.

[mongers]

I don't get it.

His post reads like the description of a dream.