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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Admiral Yi


Habbaku

The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

alfred russel

If they know what Mario is up to and that he has a baby boy, why don't they tell him about the baby? :hmm:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Admiral Yi

I just had the epiphany that creampie porn draws its appeal from breaking the modern taboo of fucking without a rubber.

Capetan Mihali

Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 19, 2014, 09:06:33 PM
I just had the epiphany that creampie porn draws its appeal from breaking the modern taboo of fucking without a rubber.

If you're waiting for me to weigh in on the topic, all I have to say is that it seems pretty nasty.  Although I did have it mixed up with facials at first.

In any event, I'm confident that Great Britain will take the lead in abolishing this nasty practice when that put into effect their "Banning The Pornography We Find Unsavoury" law.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Sheilbh

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 19, 2014, 09:43:20 PM
In any event, I'm confident that Great Britain will take the lead in abolishing this nasty practice when that put into effect their "Banning The Pornography We Find Unsavoury" law.
Already in place  :yeah:
Let's bomb Russia!

Sheilbh

I've only just found out that Roy Jenkins was unseated as an MP by George Galloway.

Christ :bleeding: :weep:
Let's bomb Russia!

garbon

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Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 19, 2014, 09:43:20 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 19, 2014, 09:06:33 PM
I just had the epiphany that creampie porn draws its appeal from breaking the modern taboo of fucking without a rubber.

If you're waiting for me to weigh in on the topic, all I have to say is that it seems pretty nasty.  Although I did have it mixed up with facials at first.

In any event, I'm confident that Great Britain will take the lead in abolishing this nasty practice when that put into effect their "Banning The Pornography We Find Unsavoury" law.

Ugh on this one site that I go to, they keep having this new ad where it leaks...more like rushes out of an anus. I feel queasy every time.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

alfred russel

Maybe I'm not understanding the terminology, but isn't it like the normal way of things and how we all got here? Why would it be gross?  :huh:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Maximus

Quote from: alfred russel on March 19, 2014, 10:21:58 PM
Maybe I'm not understanding the terminology, but isn't it like the normal way of things and how we all got here? Why would it be gross?  :huh:
People shit every day and shit's still gross.

Josquius

Quote from: Habbaku on March 19, 2014, 08:49:59 PM


:lol:
Fantastic. I have a layered question of is it real
1: real screenshot from the site?
2: real joke at end of porno or added after?
3: real story? (Duh. But natural end of question chain)
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Ideologue

Quote from: Maximus on March 19, 2014, 10:38:01 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on March 19, 2014, 10:21:58 PM
Maybe I'm not understanding the terminology, but isn't it like the normal way of things and how we all got here? Why would it be gross?  :huh:
People shit every day and shit's still gross.

Wow.
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 18, 2014, 10:06:24 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 18, 2014, 09:15:30 PM
Sometimes in my dreams I'm aware that I'm dreaming.  I dreamt that I was chatting up a girl I liked back in high school and it was really going well, that's when I realized it was a dream.  After thinking "it's to bad this isn't real", I woke up, but that turned out to be another dream.  When I woke up a second time, I was confused and depressed. :(

:console:  If you have a rich dream world, re-entry to planet waking life is hard.

He's lucky. I always manage to screw everything up before I wake.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?