The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

Well thats odd. Today I recieved an unexpected phone call spoken in super fast Japanese which said it was DHL and had a package for me. But...nobody I know of has sent me anything, my mother knows nothing. Not many people even know my address. I wonder if this is the start of some sort of scam.

[jimmy olsen]

Well thats odd. Today I recieved an unexpected phone call spoken in super fast Japanese which said it was DHL and had a package for me. But...nobody I know of has sent me anything, my mother knows nothing. Not many people even know my address. I wonder if this is the start of some sort of scam.

Are you supposed to pick it up at a DHL office or what?

[DGuller]

Well thats odd. Today I recieved an unexpected phone call spoken in super fast Japanese which said it was DHL and had a package for me. But...nobody I know of has sent me anything, my mother knows nothing. Not many people even know my address. I wonder if this is the start of some sort of scam.

Hold the package to your ear and see if you can hear the ticking.

[Josquius]

Well thats odd. Today I recieved an unexpected phone call spoken in super fast Japanese which said it was DHL and had a package for me. But...nobody I know of has sent me anything, my mother knows nothing. Not many people even know my address. I wonder if this is the start of some sort of scam.

Are you supposed to pick it up at a DHL office or what?

God knows.
They were asking when I was in and I told them so I'll see tomorrow if a package turns up or if its the immigratoin authorities having found something dodgy in my paperwork or the yakuza or zombies or....

[Ideologue]

So, I had a pretty bad fever last night, and felt cold all the time (shivering at room temperature), so, listening to my body as I have been taught to do, I put on three shirts and wrapped myself in three sheets when I went to bed.  My girlfriend said this is actually bad.  Is she correct?  Seems like, since the point is to raise your body temperature and destroy the infection, it's just helping the process along.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't know what you *should* do, but I try to keep the layers off whenever I can stand it.

[katmai]

How the fuck did Ide survive this long.

[The Minsky Moment]

If only he had gotten that STEM degree, he'd know what to do.

[Ideologue]

Wait, she was right?

[Habbaku]

Wait, she was right?

[The Larch]

What causes the temperature rise of fever is the actual killing of the infection, not the other way around. The temperature rises because of substances produced by the inmune system.

[alfred russel]

Ide, if you jump into an inferno, it will kill the infection. It is the only way to be sure.

[Ed Anger]

So, I had a pretty bad fever last night, and felt cold all the time (shivering at room temperature), so, listening to my body as I have been taught to do, I put on three shirts and wrapped myself in three sheets when I went to bed.  My girlfriend said this is actually bad.  Is she correct?  Seems like, since the point is to raise your body temperature and destroy the infection, it's just helping the process along.

She should have given you a blowjob.

[Ideologue]

Not hardly. I was like Priapus this morning, but last night it would have been difficult.

Fingering a gal.when you have a fever is weird, too, it's like putting your hand in water. Interesting if not quite recommended.

[Ed Anger]

Gross. I wear latex gloves.