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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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DGuller

#36630
February 25, 2014, 11:18:27 AM
Quote from: Malthus on February 25, 2014, 10:20:12 AM
Text from a neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife".
:hmm: Sounds like an urban legend.  I call bullshit.

Zanza

#36631
February 25, 2014, 12:47:29 PM

DGuller

#36632
February 25, 2014, 12:57:25 PM
 :XD:

Liep

#36634
February 25, 2014, 02:05:31 PM
:lol:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

derspiess

#36635
February 25, 2014, 02:37:12 PM
She fell for the oldest trick in the book.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Eddie Teach

#36636
February 25, 2014, 02:45:59 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 25, 2014, 02:37:12 PM
She fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Eh, she doesn't appear to be looking in the direction he's pointing.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#36637
February 25, 2014, 02:51:35 PM
Nor is she pulling his finger.

Eddie Teach

#36638
February 25, 2014, 02:54:28 PM
Not like he couldn't let one rip anyway.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#36639
February 25, 2014, 02:56:47 PM
Not much of a trick then.

Malthus

#36640
February 25, 2014, 02:56:55 PM
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Liep

#36641
February 25, 2014, 03:05:49 PM
She must've questioned his grammar unless she had a pet beever.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

MadImmortalMan

#36642
February 25, 2014, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: Zanza on February 25, 2014, 05:41:32 AM
I think there is some audible signal when the shift ends in our plants.

"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Malthus

#36643
February 25, 2014, 03:06:32 PM
Quote from: Liep on February 25, 2014, 03:05:49 PM
She must've questioned his grammar unless she had a pet beever.

Spelling too.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Liep

#36644
February 25, 2014, 03:22:49 PM
Bah!
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk
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