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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Tonitrus

Quote from: Ideologue on February 18, 2014, 10:01:59 PM
Oh. My. God.

If her butt tastes like Reese's cups, we have what in my part of the country we call a "10."

Hershey highway.  :yuk:

Ideologue

I find my competitive advantage where I can.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

garbon

Trader Joe's has these containers of delicious/deadly mini-chocolate peanut butter cups.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

Quote from: Ideologue on February 18, 2014, 09:58:41 PM
Their mouths say "soda," but their bodies say "coke."

I laughed
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Tonitrus

Quote from: garbon on February 18, 2014, 10:09:28 PM
Trader Joe's has these containers of delicious/deadly mini-chocolate peanut butter cups.

The ones around here have these Sutter's Formula peanut butter cookies.  They're like delicious crack.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on February 18, 2014, 10:09:28 PM
Trader Joe's has these containers of delicious/deadly mini-chocolate peanut butter cups.

Trader Joe's never called me back, so fuck them and their containers.

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 18, 2014, 10:17:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 18, 2014, 10:09:28 PM
Trader Joe's has these containers of delicious/deadly mini-chocolate peanut butter cups.

Trader Joe's never called me back, so fuck them and their containers.

They are so cheap though! I got so much food yesterday and it actually looks appealing - unlike most foods in most NYC grocery stores.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

 :lol:  Maybe cheap in relation to NYC, yeah.  Down here, they're a bit on the premium side.

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 18, 2014, 10:22:57 PM
:lol:  Maybe cheap in relation to NYC, yeah.  Down here, they're a bit on the premium side.

It's odd because I even seem to recall that shopping around San Mateo (and certainly in Mass and Southern California). Not the case here though. Pretty much a steal.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

alfred russel

Quote from: Ideologue on February 18, 2014, 10:07:59 PM
I find my competitive advantage where I can.

I'll cede that ground to you. I'd admire your dedication to the cause, but frankly I'm a bit grossed out.  :yuk:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Ideologue

Quote from: alfred russel on February 18, 2014, 10:46:56 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 18, 2014, 10:07:59 PM
I find my competitive advantage where I can.

I'll cede that ground to you. I'd admire your dedication to the cause, but frankly I'm a bit grossed out.  :yuk:

I enjoy going down on chicks, and that's an included service.

On the other hand, I'm sensitive to having it done to me.  Feels weird. :blush:
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

alfred russel

 :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

I think this is a form of self flagellation for being with women that don't meet your standards. You are sick and need help.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Eddie Teach

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on February 18, 2014, 09:46:38 PM
No degree required.



I think Georgia should have an asterisk. Doesn't seem like 16 is "safe" from what I've read.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ideologue

Quote from: alfred russel on February 18, 2014, 11:12:47 PM
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

I think this is a form of self flagellation for being with women that don't meet your standards. You are sick and need help.

Actually, I only do it with true enthusiasm for women who meet my standards.  I find it very hard to maintain my own standard of excellence otherwise.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)