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PDH

#255
March 24, 2009, 10:17:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 24, 2009, 10:13:43 AM
Waterhose.
Well, that also works when they are locked up in a fight or during coupling.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Syt

#256
March 24, 2009, 01:52:26 PM


:whistle:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

AnchorClanker

#257
March 24, 2009, 03:48:08 PM
Sitting in Hale's Bar, using the WiFi.
Two 50-something (maybe 60-something) drag queens have just parked in my booth.

Oh my.  This ought to be interesting.  The barmaid seems mightily amused by all this.
The final wisdom of life requires not the annulment of incongruity but the achievement of serenity within and above it.  - Reinhold Niebuhr

Admiral Yi

#258
March 24, 2009, 05:55:23 PM
Just saw on CNN that Barney Frank called Antonin Scalia a homophobe during an interview with some gay magazine/show/something.  The exact quote was "it would be a bad idea to bring the Defense of Marriage Act to the Supreme Court while that homophobe Scalia controls the vote."

Old Barney's stature has been increasing lately, hasn't it?

jimmy olsen

#259
March 24, 2009, 10:59:32 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

#260
March 25, 2009, 12:11:16 AM
I join the ranks of society...I have a landline! :ph34r:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

#261
March 25, 2009, 08:50:23 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 25, 2009, 12:11:16 AM
I join the ranks of society...I have a landline! :ph34r:

Maybe now you can get DSL & stop stealing somebody's else network.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

garbon

#262
March 25, 2009, 12:15:27 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 25, 2009, 08:50:23 AM
Maybe now you can get DSL & stop stealing somebody's else network.

Unlikely.  I'm not willing to spend more than 20 bucks/month.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

#263
March 25, 2009, 12:23:26 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 25, 2009, 12:15:27 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 25, 2009, 08:50:23 AM
Maybe now you can get DSL & stop stealing somebody's else network.

Unlikely.  I'm not willing to spend more than 20 bucks/month.

Why you so cheap?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Ed Anger

#264
March 25, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
AT&T DSL usually has deals for under 20 bucks for a month. Been generally reliable too.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

#265
March 26, 2009, 05:06:35 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 24, 2009, 07:46:14 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 24, 2009, 07:33:10 AM
I could never do online dating. The paranoia of someone I know IRL seeing and laughing is large.

Plus I suck at one:one online talking.

Why? Most of the girls out there are 1) desperate 2) insane 3) ugly
A big part of the reason it'd be embarassing to be found sniffing about them amidst the other losers.
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Valmy

#266
March 26, 2009, 09:22:35 AM Last Edit: March 26, 2009, 09:27:22 AM by Valmy
Quote from: Tyr on March 24, 2009, 07:33:10 AM
I could never do online dating. The paranoia of someone I know IRL seeing and laughing is large.

Plus I suck at one:one online talking.

Why would they laugh?  People do online dating all the time these days.  Sorry if they laugh at you for that they are losers.

Get better friends, preferably normal ones.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

#267
March 26, 2009, 09:23:22 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 24, 2009, 07:46:14 AM
Why? Most of the girls out there are 1) desperate 2) insane 3) ugly

Hence they would be perfect for Languish men yuk yuk yuk.

Sorry. :blush:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Brazen

#268
March 26, 2009, 01:50:03 PM
Looking for an expression for an application that means you just have to have that piece of technology. I want to say "critical app" but it's something else app, I think. Anyone?

Caliga

#269
March 26, 2009, 01:52:09 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 24, 2009, 07:46:14 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 24, 2009, 07:33:10 AM
I could never do online dating. The paranoia of someone I know IRL seeing and laughing is large.

Plus I suck at one:one online talking.

Why? Most of the girls out there are 1) desperate 2) insane 3) ugly

Insane can be HOTT though.

:themoreyouknow:
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