The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

Hmmmmm.

ST. LOUIS, Feb. 7 (UPI) -- There's more than one way to skin a cat, and there's also more than one way to react after not getting hired for a job.
A St. Louis man certainly came up with a unique one.

After getting turned down by a number of companies, 58-year-old Jevons Brown started packaging cat poop and mailing it to employees of businesses that didn't hire him.

Brown, a veteran, received two years of probation on Friday after pleading guilty in August to a misdemeanor charge of mailing injurious articles.

"This is not a victimless crime," Assistant U.S. Attorney John Bodenhausen said in court on Friday

U.S. Postal Inspection Service spokesperson Dan Taylor told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch that investigators tracked 20 packages containing cat feces to Brown.

Brown recently found a job and has almost nothing on his criminal record so Sean Vicente, Brown's public defender, and Bodenhausen agreed that probation was appropriate. By law, Brown could have received up to six months in prison.

"I'm sorry. This will never happen again," Brown said in court.


[St. Louis Post-Dispatch]



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[katmai]

Great give Seedy ideas why don't you.

[CountDeMoney]

Not enough secondary charges.

[garbon]

"This is not a victimless crime," Assistant U.S. Attorney John Bodenhausen said in court on Friday

Did someone get sick?

[Ideologue]

T. gondii is an insidious beast.

[Josquius]

How do people do things after work?
I'm always way too exhausted to do any studying or little chores. I just need to collapse.

[Liep]

How do people do things after work?
I'm always way too exhausted to do any studying or little chores. I just need to collapse.

Eat properly and get some exercise. In four weeks time you'll feel better.

[Ideologue]

How do people do things after work?
I'm always way too exhausted to do any studying or little chores. I just need to collapse.

Get capped to 40 hours.  Then it's a fucking breeze.

[Grey Fox]

How do people do things after work?
I'm always way too exhausted to do any studying or little chores. I just need to collapse.

Slack off at work.

[derspiess]

Syria: How Not To Shoot Your PKM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e9_1363498755

Or, how Neil would react to holding a machine gun.

Though I gotta say.  When you've finished shooting at your target and have just a handful of rounds left on the belt, you might as well get up & do a happy dance while you burn off those last few rounds.

[DGuller]

Syria: How Not To Shoot Your PKM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e9_1363498755

Or, how Neil would react to holding a machine gun.

Though I gotta say.  When you've finished shooting at your target and have just a handful of rounds left on the belt, you might as well get up & do a happy dance while you burn off those last few rounds.

Maybe he's compensating for the muzzle climb?

[Admiral Yi]

How do people do things after work?
I'm always way too exhausted to do any studying or little chores. I just need to collapse.

Slack off at work.

[derspiess]

Maybe he's compensating for the muzzle climb?

He's probably compensating for something.

[garbon]

[derspiess]

"You had me at 'Bitch'"