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Barrister

#32940
October 31, 2013, 01:33:57 PM
:frusty:
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lustindarkness

#32941
October 31, 2013, 01:38:10 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 31, 2013, 12:36:05 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 31, 2013, 12:33:26 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 31, 2013, 12:06:39 PM
I wish der would get a new shtick.

Any suggestions?
i think you could pull off the super pro gay schtick, just to through people off. Out Marti Marti. I mean we do need a replacement.

:yeahright:
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Barrister

#32942
October 31, 2013, 04:12:45 PM
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Malthus

#32943
October 31, 2013, 04:13:42 PM
Not enough boiling water.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Admiral Yi

#32944
October 31, 2013, 04:14:16 PM
Good luck holding a drink.

Barrister

#32945
October 31, 2013, 04:21:42 PM
Do you recognize said lobster?
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Admiral Yi

#32946
October 31, 2013, 04:23:25 PM
I thought it was Jean Luc.

Barrister

#32947
October 31, 2013, 04:27:38 PM
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

garbon

#32948
October 31, 2013, 05:03:46 PM
Apparently Slate wrote a whole article about how inappropriate it is for him to be dressed as a zombie lobster...
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#32949
October 31, 2013, 05:06:19 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 31, 2013, 12:06:39 PM
I wish der would get a new shtick.

Because he stole one of mine.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#32950
October 31, 2013, 05:08:52 PM
Yeah, cause you invented misogyny.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#32951
October 31, 2013, 05:11:24 PM
Yes I did. And the question mark.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

#32952
October 31, 2013, 05:23:46 PM
You are clearly the most interesting man in the world.

Ed Anger

#32953
October 31, 2013, 05:25:43 PM
Stay thirsty my friend.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

merithyn

#32954
November 01, 2013, 11:09:41 PM
I'm in Cleveland for the weekend. *sighs* Not. Enough. Alcohol.

Tomorrow, I will have my cordials judged in a brewing competition, and I will learn about medieval brewing practices. Plus, I'll probably have breakfast at a Ukrainian restaurant.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...
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