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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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HVC

This forums officially old :(
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

I can still shoot an Eggplant at 400 feet.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

11B4V

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 08, 2013, 05:25:30 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on October 08, 2013, 05:19:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2013, 12:55:21 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 08, 2013, 09:00:02 AM
Getting used to bifocals is more difficult than at first anticipated.....

My eye doc said I need them for contacts if I expect to read in them.  I refused.  He said he'd be there for me when I'm ready, just like all his other patients in denial.

I may have to finally get glasses or have the eyes checked. Using a scope is no problemo. Iron sights...holyshit....  :wacko:

I find those green sights (like the green sight upgrade on the Ruger LCR) help.

I check into those. Pistol is no problem though.

Couple of weeks ago I zeroed the Ruger SR556 (iron sights) at 25 meters, no problems. When I switched to 100 meters with it...holy crap.  :lol: Getting old sucks.
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HVC

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 08, 2013, 05:29:22 PM
I can still shoot an Eggplant at 400 feet.
old people are so cranky


:P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

Quote from: HVC on October 08, 2013, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 08, 2013, 05:29:22 PM
I can still shoot an Eggplant at 400 feet.
old people are so cranky


:P

Don't forget it sonny.  :P
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

katmai

Quote from: HVC on October 08, 2013, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 08, 2013, 05:29:22 PM
I can still shoot an Eggplant at 400 feet.
old people are so cranky


:P

He just needs his fiber.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

I get enough. My toilet in proof enough.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#32062
Met my new doc today.  Her name AA and she was wearing a headscarf.  Grallon would have been bouncing off the walls. :lol:  She seemed very nice and competent to me.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Admiral Yi

Ask her if she still has a clitoris.

derspiess

#32064
Quote from: Razgovory on October 08, 2013, 06:52:37 PM
Met my new doc today.  Her name was Clitoricia Clitorin and she was wearing a headscarf.  Grallon would have been bouncing off the walls. :lol:  She seemed very nice and competent to me.

What's her take on the playoffs so far?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 08, 2013, 06:54:16 PM
Ask her if she still has a clitoris.

My Anthropology prof told us we should think of that as a good thing, as it elevate's the woman's status in muslim society.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall


mongers

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2013, 12:55:21 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 08, 2013, 09:00:02 AM
Getting used to bifocals is more difficult than at first anticipated.....

My eye doc said I need them for contacts if I expect to read in them.  I refused.  He said he'd be there for me when I'm ready, just like all his other patients in denial.

It'll rather suddenly catch up with you, like it did around a year ago for me, now I need reading glasses and even had to use them for doing some fairly rough and ready mechanicking the other day.  :(
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Razgovory

It occurs to me that it was stupid to put her full name up there.  I'll delete it out of my post, Could you do the same derspeiss?  Delete the name out of the part you quoted me?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017