The Off Topic Topic

[Ideologue]

Why?  Is she naked?

[11B4V]

Damned 'Coons are back. Rummaging through the garbage.

[Caliga]

Damned 'Coons are back. Rummaging through the garbage.

Stop eating so much fried chicken and they might stop coming around.

[Josquius]

bloody hell.
The tough stuff of my cycling adventure was done. The second mountain stage complete- some big fun was had going at high speed downhill.
Then, not long into urban Tokyo...I try to go up a curb at too shallow an angle and fall off my bike. A bunch of onlookers come to my aid, which is nice I guess, but after 10 minutes I was fine, then the ambulance and police came.
Hope I don't get charged for this, I'm too poor.

[Ed Anger]

Damned 'Coons are back. Rummaging through the garbage.

Stop eating so much fried chicken and they might stop coming around.

I saw what you did there.

[Caliga]

MOTHERFUCKER!

One of our asshole PMs scheduled a meeting through my lunch hour, which he's done for the FOURTH TIME this month!

Meri, take note:  if you want to be a successful PM, it's a good idea to let your subject matter experts eat when they want to.

[Ed Anger]

Take in the stinkiest lunch you can stomach to the meeting.

[CountDeMoney]

One of our asshole PMs scheduled a meeting through my lunch hour, which he's done for the FOURTH TIME this month!

You have an assigned lunch hour?  How...hourly wagey.

[lustindarkness]

So,  just meet at the gas station.

[Caliga]

No, I don't have an 'assigned' lunch hour.  But what I do have are meetings immediately before AND after the 12-1 timeslot.

..and this guy is in Chicago so the stinky lunch trick won't work.

[Ed Anger]

No, I don't have an 'assigned' lunch hour.  But what I do have are meetings immediately before AND after the 12-1 timeslot.

..and this guy is in Chicago so the stinky lunch trick won't work.

Yeah, they are basically used to eating garbage. 

[CountDeMoney]

No, I don't have an 'assigned' lunch hour.  But what I do have are meetings immediately before AND after the 12-1 timeslot.

Sounds like somebody needs to get their Sheetz morning Shmuffinz in either before 11 or after 2.

[jimmy olsen]

bloody hell.
The tough stuff of my cycling adventure was done. The second mountain stage complete- some big fun was had going at high speed downhill.
Then, not long into urban Tokyo...I try to go up a curb at too shallow an angle and fall off my bike. A bunch of onlookers come to my aid, which is nice I guess, but after 10 minutes I was fine, then the ambulance and police came.
Hope I don't get charged for this, I'm too poor.

Glad you're ok.

[mongers]

bloody hell.
The tough stuff of my cycling adventure was done. The second mountain stage complete- some big fun was had going at high speed downhill.
Then, not long into urban Tokyo...I try to go up a curb at too shallow an angle and fall off my bike. A bunch of onlookers come to my aid, which is nice I guess, but after 10 minutes I was fine, then the ambulance and police came.
Hope I don't get charged for this, I'm too poor.

Well done, despite the minor issue at the end, I bet in future you'll look back on this mad-cap ill-planned adventure with some pride.   



You're certainly a braver sole than me, I wouldn't have done it.

[derspiess]

MOTHERFUCKER!

One of our asshole PMs scheduled a meeting through my lunch hour, which he's done for the FOURTH TIME this month!

Meri, take note:  if you want to be a successful PM, it's a good idea to let your subject matter experts eat when they want to.

  My "lunch hour" can sometimes be as late as 3:00 or 4:00, or possibly not at all, due to meetings & project deadlines.

If your lunch hour is so precious, block it off on your calendar.