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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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derspiess

I figured kat was being ironic because he knows Zemeckis or something.
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katmai

Quote from: derspiess on September 26, 2013, 08:52:27 AM
I figured kat was being ironic because he knows Zemeckis or something.

Nope never had the pleasure.
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garbon

This reminds me of Ed: http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/this-woman-cant-get-married-until-she-makes-her-boyfriend-30

QuoteThis Woman Can't Get Married Until She Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches

Last July, after Smith's boyfriend Eric Schulte ate a sandwich she made for him, he exclaimed: "Honey, you're 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!"

Smith is now making him 300 sandwiches in hopes of a ring, and is documenting it on her blog.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: garbon on September 26, 2013, 09:00:16 AM
This reminds me of Ed: http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/this-woman-cant-get-married-until-she-makes-her-boyfriend-30

QuoteThis Woman Can't Get Married Until She Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches

Last July, after Smith's boyfriend Eric Schulte ate a sandwich she made for him, he exclaimed: "Honey, you're 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!"

Smith is now making him 300 sandwiches in hopes of a ring, and is documenting it on her blog.

:lol:
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Ed Anger

Oh dear god, I read some of the angry cunt comments. :bleeding:
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garbon

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 26, 2013, 09:08:36 AM
Oh dear god, I read some of the angry cunt comments. :bleeding:

Only problem I have is he doesn't look very attractive - though if that's his apartment, he's a keeper. :)
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

Quote from: garbon on September 26, 2013, 09:14:25 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 26, 2013, 09:08:36 AM
Oh dear god, I read some of the angry cunt comments. :bleeding:

Only problem I have is he doesn't look very attractive - though if that's his apartment, he's a keeper. :)

That's not always a requirement.  Apparently being a jerk to a woman makes her want you that much more and can overcome so-so looks.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Malthus

He'll cheat on her with someone who makes him 300 pancakes.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

Quote from: derspiess on September 26, 2013, 09:19:28 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 26, 2013, 09:14:25 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 26, 2013, 09:08:36 AM
Oh dear god, I read some of the angry cunt comments. :bleeding:

Only problem I have is he doesn't look very attractive - though if that's his apartment, he's a keeper. :)

That's not always a requirement.  Apparently being a jerk to a woman makes her want you that much more and can overcome so-so looks.

Okay, seduction community.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

I still don't know what that means.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

Quote from: derspiess on September 26, 2013, 09:39:42 AM
I still don't know what that means.
seduction community you mean?
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derspiess

Quote from: Caliga on September 26, 2013, 09:41:28 AM
Quote from: derspiess on September 26, 2013, 09:39:42 AM
I still don't know what that means.
seduction community you mean?

Correct.  I know what "okay" means ;)
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall