The Off Topic Topic

[Neil]

My neighborhood is being invaded by emo skateboard punks going up and down the street.

I may have to employ countermeasures.

The more I think about it the angrier this makes me.

No, not the skateboarders.

But the fact that you can have skateboarders.

I will have nearly two feet of snow in my front yard.  It still hasn't cracked above freezing.

You're the guy who wanted to live up north.

[jimmy olsen]

300 character limit for signatures? Weak.

I can't even fit the two quotes from my old signature and they're not the long. I fall short by about one character.

[Monoriu]

10 years ago, when I worked for the first time in my life, I carried an A. Testoni leather suitcase.  I borrowed it from my dad, who was retired and didn't need it any more.  The thing probably cost at last US$1,000 now.

A few years later, my wife bought me a Korean made cloth bag, for US$80 as a replacement.

I bought another replacement a few days ago.  Cost US$35. 

Yay to ever declining living standards.  I also view it as serving the same purpose with less $  8)

[garbon]

The more I think about it the angrier this makes me.

No, not the skateboarders.

But the fact that you can have skateboarders.

I will have nearly two feet of snow in my front yard.  It still hasn't cracked above freezing.

I'm confident that soon the shirtless hotties will be in the park again. It's been since January!

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

300 character limit for signatures? Weak.

I can't even fit the two quotes from my old signature and they're not the long. I fall short by about one character.

Bumped it to 1500.

[jimmy olsen]

300 character limit for signatures? Weak.

I can't even fit the two quotes from my old signature and they're not the long. I fall short by about one character.

Bumped it to 1500.

Thank you.

[Admiral Yi]

Just saw a matchmaking commercial from Chemistry.com which featured two dudes.

[garbon]

omg, i see gay people!

[Grey Fox]

I never knew eharmony was so damn expensive.

[Brazen]

I never knew eharmony was so damn expensive.

OK Cupid's free. Just sayin'

[Josquius]

I could never do online dating. The paranoia of someone I know IRL seeing and laughing is large.

Plus I suck at one:one online talking.

[Grey Fox]

I could never do online dating. The paranoia of someone I know IRL seeing and laughing is large.

Plus I suck at one:one online talking.

Why? Most of the girls out there are 1) desperate 2) insane 3) ugly

[Ed Anger]

The more I think about it the angrier this makes me.

No, not the skateboarders.

But the fact that you can have skateboarders.

I will have nearly two feet of snow in my front yard.  It still hasn't cracked above freezing.

70F expected today.

The skateboarders are apparently sniffing around the new teenage 'poon down the street. That is my theory anyways.

[PDH]

The skateboarders are apparently sniffing around the new teenage 'poon down the street. That is my theory anyways.

They are nearly feral and they compensate for not using as much brain by using their animal senses more.  You can drive them off with pepper and/or tabasco spray.

[Ed Anger]

The skateboarders are apparently sniffing around the new teenage 'poon down the street. That is my theory anyways.

They are nearly feral and they compensate for not using as much brain by using their animal senses more.  You can drive them off with pepper and/or tabasco spray.

Waterhose.