The Off Topic Topic

[Josephus]

An American abroad plays up the stereotype:

http://youtu.be/Z5q3acDm-rw

It's easy to be tough when you are up against the Maltese.  Due to Island dwarfism, the average Maltese man stands only three feet tall.

You'll make them cross, by george.

Clever. 

[Admiral Yi]

Read something in an Atlantic article I thought was pretty clever:

If you're in an expensive restaurant and something sounds awful, that usually means it tastes great.

[Caliga]

I always love going to the County Clerk's Office.

There's one clerk who's not only helpful but also pretty hot, but I always get stuck with this one:


"...gobble gobble!"

Actually add a Southern accent and about 100 pounds, and remove many teeth from that mental image.

[Caliga]

Also when I came out a bunch of rednecks were standing around my car smoking, and one of them was actually leaning against it.  Don't touch my shit, slackjaws.

[Ed Anger]

I hate people who lean on my cars. 

BACK THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKERS.

[merithyn]

This was kind of neat.

http://www.friesian.com/types.htm

I am apparently destined to be a Field Marshall. 

[lustindarkness]

Also when I came out a bunch of rednecks were standing around my car smoking, and one of them was actually leaning against it.  Don't touch my shit, slackjaws.

If you drove around in a mud covered truck you would not have that problem.

[Barrister]

Also when I came out a bunch of rednecks were standing around my car smoking, and one of them was actually leaning against it.  Don't touch my shit, slackjaws.

If you drove around in a mud covered truck you would not have that problem.

He also wouldn't have that problem if he used public transit.

[merithyn]

He also wouldn't have that problem if he used public transit.

In Kentucky? You honestly think that there's public transit in Kentucky?

[Caliga]

He also wouldn't have that problem if he used public transit.

Public... transit?   Sounds like something for poor city slickers.

[Caliga]

In Kentucky? You honestly think that there's public transit in Kentucky?

There's a bus system in Louisville, but literally no public transit of any kind out here.

[merithyn]

In Kentucky? You honestly think that there's public transit in Kentucky?

There's a bus system in Louisville, but literally no public transit of any kind out here.

Speaking of, we'll be outside Louisville this weekend. Time for lunch one day?

[MadImmortalMan]

This was kind of neat.

http://www.friesian.com/types.htm

I am apparently destined to be a Field Marshall. 

Languish is packed full of NT types.

[Caliga]

Speaking of, we'll be outside Louisville this weekend. Time for lunch one day?

Where and when?

[lustindarkness]

Speaking of, we'll be outside Louisville this weekend. Time for lunch one day?

Where and when?

Outside Louisville this weekend.