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sbr

Quote from: Liep on June 25, 2009, 04:29:13 PM
Michael Jackson. Will he survive to hold the concerts in London?
Nope.

Grey Fox

When you get tools for birthday gifts, what does it mean?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

katmai

Quote from: Grey Fox on June 25, 2009, 07:47:55 PM
When you get tools for birthday gifts, what does it mean?
Care to be more specific?
Sex tools from your woman?
power tools from dad?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Grey Fox on June 25, 2009, 07:53:09 PM
Power tools.
It means they think you're a boring drone with no real hobbies.

Grey Fox

I have hobbies, they just can't buy paintball or computer gear. They know neither & it's too expensive.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

jimmy olsen

There's a new bartender at the local bar.

Positives - She's hot and she's funny.
Negatives - She has a Fran Drescher laugh, she's in her early 30s desperately trying to look like she's in her early 20s (too much makeup), her boyfriend hangs out at the bar.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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sbr

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2009, 09:27:09 PM
There's a new bartender at the local bar.

Positives - She's hot and she's funny.
Negatives - She has a Fran Drescher laugh, she's in her early 30s desperately trying to look like she's in her early 20s (too much makeup), her boyfriend hangs out at the bar.
I was fine with everything "her boyfriend".  I would love to bang a hot, funny 30 y.o. Fran Drescher who cared about how she looked.

jimmy olsen

I had no idea that in Ethiopia all the land belonged to the state. No wonder the country's economy is so fucked up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Ethiopia
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Josquius

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
I had no idea that in Ethiopia all the land belonged to the state. No wonder the country's economy is so fucked up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Ethiopia

Interesting system, I had no idea about it either...Why are you reading about Ethiopia anyway? Not exactly topical or normal.
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Neil

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
I had no idea that in Ethiopia all the land belonged to the state. No wonder the country's economy is so fucked up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Ethiopia
It could work, but not without a stronger civil society.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

ulmont

Quote from: sbr on June 25, 2009, 10:18:27 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2009, 09:27:09 PM
There's a new bartender at the local bar.

Positives - She's hot and she's funny.
Negatives - She has a Fran Drescher laugh, she's in her early 30s desperately trying to look like she's in her early 20s (too much makeup), her boyfriend hangs out at the bar.
I was fine with everything "her boyfriend".  I would love to bang a hot, funny 30 y.o. Fran Drescher who cared about how she looked.

:yes:

Valmy

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
I had no idea that in Ethiopia all the land belonged to the state. No wonder the country's economy is so fucked up.

If only they could be like all those successful and rich African countries.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Zanza

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
I had no idea that in Ethiopia all the land belonged to the state. No wonder the country's economy is so fucked up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Ethiopia
IIRC, Mono said that the HK government also owns all land and only leases it out for 99 years.

jimmy olsen

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Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2009, 08:53:52 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
I had no idea that in Ethiopia all the land belonged to the state. No wonder the country's economy is so fucked up.

If only they could be like all those successful and rich African countries.
Botswana's per capita GDP is like 10 times higher and something like 30% of the country has AIDS. Ethiopia's as pathetic as it comes.

Also, if Wikipedia's correct they have no patent law.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point