The Off Topic Topic

[Razgovory]

I went to the one in Florida (Don't remember if that's Disney Land or Disney World).  It was fun.  It was part of the band trip in high school.  I rode a roller coaster in the dark, which may be the best kind of roller coaster since I normally close my eyes during them anyway.

[katmai]

World is in Orlando, Land the original one is in Anaheim, CA

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

They never show the normal shit, like how she asks you four times about that sound the dryer is making "can you hear that/can you hear that sound/what's that sound" in a passive-aggressive approach to fucking fix the thing already, or arguing over the kid bringing home a piece of metal in her lip or anything, and how your wife won't give you a blow job because it's not your birthday.  They never show that shit.

I'm apparently missing out on quite a bit then.

Won't ever have to worry about the kids part, anyway.

[Ideologue]

Those Cialis commercials give me the trots.  You know the ones, where they have the guy watching his wife do something quirky in every day life, and they're all like "even after all these years, her <insert stupid little idiosyncratic affectations here> still do it for you", like talking on the phone while trying to put on her shoes, or some other usual bullshit.  What a crock.

They never show the normal shit, like how she asks you four times about that sound the dryer is making "can you hear that/can you hear that sound/what's that sound" in a passive-aggressive approach to fucking fix the thing already, or arguing over the kid bringing home a piece of metal in her lip or anything, and how your wife won't give you a blow job because it's not your birthday.  They never show that shit.

Also, not, "C'mon, I paid $120 for dinner, went to the garbage movie you wanted to see, shaved on my day off, and pumped myself full of expensive erection drugs.  I'm not saying I'm entitled to sexual access, because it's a free country, but I'm totally exercising my freedom to call you a bitch if you don't put out."

[Ideologue]

They never show the normal shit, like how she asks you four times about that sound the dryer is making "can you hear that/can you hear that sound/what's that sound" in a passive-aggressive approach to fucking fix the thing already, or arguing over the kid bringing home a piece of metal in her lip or anything, and how your wife won't give you a blow job because it's not your birthday.  They never show that shit.

I'm apparently missing out on quite a bit then.

Won't ever have to worry about the kids part, anyway.

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[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

I'm apparently missing out on quite a bit then.

Won't ever have to worry about the kids part, anyway.

?

I was trying to sarcastically point out that I have not had to deal with any of these stereotypical woman problems, at least not since '07.

[Ideologue]

Oh.  I thought you'd gone and gotten a snip.

[Neil]

I hate the Disney commercials that are like "Make the memories that will last a lifetime." Lucy at age 4 and 1/2 will not even remember as an adult about her trip to Disneyworld.

Why wouldn't they, short of massive head trauma?

[CountDeMoney]

I hate the Disney commercials that are like "Make the memories that will last a lifetime." Lucy at age 4 and 1/2 will not even remember as an adult about her trip to Disneyworld.

No, and they won't necessarily remember Christmas morning at that age either;  but nothing beats how wonderful it is for them at the time, when they can still be starstruck and amazed and not as a 4 1/2 year old cynical European with a petulant disdain for the absurdism of this existence.

[mongers]

I hate the Disney commercials that are like "Make the memories that will last a lifetime." Lucy at age 4 and 1/2 will not even remember as an adult about her trip to Disneyworld.

No, and they won't necessarily remember Christmas morning at that age either;  but nothing beats how wonderful it is for them at the time, when they can still be starstruck and amazed and not as a 4 1/2 year old cynical European with a petulant disdain for the absurdism of this existence.

You called.   

[CountDeMoney]

Speaking of Euros, I went ahead and did the deed: I trimmed the facial bush into a goatee.  Not bad.  Or, not as bad as I thought.

With all the gray on my chin and wearing my glasses, I look like an aging Marxist hipster.

[DGuller]

With all the gray on my chin and wearing my glasses, I look like an aging Marxist hipster.

You sure don't sound like one.

[CountDeMoney]

Of course not.  I don't drink enough free trade coffee.

[garbon]

Of course not.  I don't drink enough free trade coffee.

I think you mean fair trade.

[CountDeMoney]

Of course not.  I don't drink enough free trade coffee.

I think you mean fair trade.

I dunno, whatever they put in my environmentally hazardous K-cups.