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Eddie Teach

#25770
April 21, 2013, 07:56:13 PM
I never last more than 2 weeks before the itching makes me shave.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

PDH

#25771
April 21, 2013, 07:59:45 PM
I had a beard for 20 years.  Then I shaved it off and I got grey.  I blame my ex-wife.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

mongers

#25772
April 21, 2013, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 21, 2013, 07:56:13 PM
I never last more than 2 weeks before the itching makes me shave.

I think I've managed 6 days, then it has to come off.   <_<
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

#25773
April 21, 2013, 09:04:30 PM
Wow, the Tarzan movie downstairs is kicking it up something fierce.  The pot roast after church must've gone over sour today.

derspiess

#25774
April 21, 2013, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 09:04:30 PM
Wow, the Tarzan movie downstairs is kicking it up something fierce.  The pot roast after church must've gone over sour today.

:lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#25775
April 21, 2013, 09:15:30 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 21, 2013, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 09:04:30 PM
Wow, the Tarzan movie downstairs is kicking it up something fierce.  The pot roast after church must've gone over sour today.

:lol:

They all pile back in on Sunday night from the city.  All fittin' to, and whatnot.

derspiess

#25776
April 21, 2013, 09:26:38 PM
Finally pretty quiet in my house so I can watch the damned Cardinals-Phillies game.  My daughter stopped kicking her wall 20 minutes ago (she does that sometimes when I put her to bed and she's not sleepy) and my son stomped upstairs to put himself in bed after I dared to interrupt his weekly Spongebob marathon.

And Beltran just walked, going 1-3 so far tonight.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

katmai

#25777
April 21, 2013, 09:29:06 PM
Beltran is a whore, and Phillies are bad m'kay.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney

#25778
April 21, 2013, 09:30:19 PM
Jon Jay's on the bench, right where he belongs this week.  I had to stuff Carpenter into the 1B/3B slot because Ryan Zimmerman's on the DL.

And Ryan Howard's power numbers suck balls.

11B4V

#25779
April 21, 2013, 09:32:19 PM
Love the sound of the Maybach engines. They do have some tuning to do though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsodIneQGzI
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

derspiess

#25780
April 21, 2013, 09:34:41 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 09:30:19 PM
Jon Jay's on the bench, right where he belongs this week.  I had to stuff Carpenter into the 1B/3B slot because Ryan Zimmerman's on the DL.

I can't answer for Jon Jay, as I'm not a huge fan of his.  But I told you Beltran would come along :contract:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#25781
April 21, 2013, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 21, 2013, 09:32:19 PM
Love the sound of the Maybach engines. They do have some tuning to do though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsodIneQGzI

P-47s make them all squishy-like.

CountDeMoney

#25782
April 21, 2013, 09:41:04 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 21, 2013, 09:34:41 PM
But I told you Beltran would come along :contract:

Yeah, I think he knocked that Cliff Lee pitch into the Ohio River yesterday.

11B4V

#25783
April 21, 2013, 09:44:33 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

derspiess

#25784
April 21, 2013, 09:44:36 PM
And Lola's awake.  Daddy Sunday is going into extra innings :mellow:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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