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PDH

#23805
February 28, 2013, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 28, 2013, 05:40:31 PM

Are you a Jew who secretly believes in Jesus?

Believing in Jesus isn't too tough, believing in Christ might be a bit harder for the Jews.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

derspiess

#23806
February 28, 2013, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: PDH on February 28, 2013, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 28, 2013, 05:40:31 PM

Are you a Jew who secretly believes in Jesus?

Believing in Jesus isn't too tough, believing in Christ might be a bit harder for the Jews.

:rolleyes: Never mind.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Malthus

#23807
February 28, 2013, 05:53:58 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on February 28, 2013, 05:22:02 PM
My Jewish best friend has started attending church. :yeah:

Those communion wafers don't steal themselves, you know.  :ph34r:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

fhdz

#23808
February 28, 2013, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on February 28, 2013, 05:22:02 PM
My Jewish best friend has started attending church. :yeah:

:rolleyes:
and the horse you rode in on

jimmy olsen

#23809
February 28, 2013, 07:09:59 PM
I'm so dumb, I totally forgot today was a national holiday. Showed up for work and no one was there. :(

I could have stayed out all night yesterday.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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PDH

#23810
February 28, 2013, 07:26:08 PM
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

CountDeMoney

#23811
February 28, 2013, 07:31:02 PM

Barrister

#23812
February 28, 2013, 07:33:46 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 28, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 28, 2013, 05:32:12 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 28, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on February 28, 2013, 05:22:02 PM
My Jewish best friend has started attending church. :yeah:

Jewish church?  :yeahright:

Jews for Jesus!

Are you a Jew who secretly believes in Jesus?

I kind-of remember the reference.  It was a fairly epic thread by... someone. :unsure:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

CountDeMoney

#23813
February 28, 2013, 07:37:53 PM

PDH

#23814
February 28, 2013, 07:41:10 PM
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

#23815
February 28, 2013, 07:42:25 PM
Tee hee.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#23816
February 28, 2013, 07:42:59 PM
Quote from: Barrister on February 28, 2013, 07:33:46 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 28, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 28, 2013, 05:32:12 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 28, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on February 28, 2013, 05:22:02 PM
My Jewish best friend has started attending church. :yeah:

Jewish church?  :yeahright:

Jews for Jesus!

Are you a Jew who secretly believes in Jesus?

I kind-of remember the reference.  It was a fairly epic thread by... someone. :unsure:

Mishka something something.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#23817
February 28, 2013, 08:34:57 PM
Thank you.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

MadImmortalMan

#23818
February 28, 2013, 09:40:12 PM
The guy with all the posters.  :P
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

fhdz

#23819
February 28, 2013, 09:52:29 PM
I remember Mishka - back when I was Catholic he kept trying to get on my good side but he was eternally nonplussed by the fact that I supported Israel :D
and the horse you rode in on
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