The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

Pass. 

[CountDeMoney]

Yay! 4:30am insomnia. 

Your problem is, in your semi-retired crippled teacher state, it's like you're on permanent summer vacation.  Your body clock has no time to manage anymore.
I'm the same way now, days have no meaning anymore, except every other Sunday when I file for my UI benefits.  Hell, I forget half the time if there's a football game on.
What day is it?  Daytime.

[Ed Anger]

That and I had to piss at 4:30 and ended up emptying about a bucketful.

[Pedrito]

Retired pipple and their prostate issues 

L.

[Ed Anger]

From my match.com email:

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR
I hate humor. I'm a very rude and stuck-up person. I hate being outside. I love being the center of attention, and I can't stand it if I am not. I'm the biggest drama queen you'll ever meet. I don't value family at all. I value education even less. Fidelity doesn't exist in my dictionary, so the more unfaithful you are, the better. I am looking for a horrible man to get to know, so that we can be horrible people together...and eventually, bring horrible children into this world.

Her pic is rather cute(Indian chick)

I'm in love.

[Josquius]

WTF.
Borrowing some scales off my friend to weigh my luggage for my flight.
On these scales.....I weigh 5-8kg less than the ones at the gym. And this weight is one that is more normal for me rather than me recent heavyness....

[mongers]

I've decided my holidays/new years catchphrase will be "the arse end of nowhere", watch as I mercilessly deploy this at every opportunity. 

[mongers]

WTF.
Borrowing some scales off my friend to weigh my luggage for my flight.
On these scales.....I weigh 5-8kg less than the ones at the gym. And this weight is one that is more normal for me rather than me recent heavyness....

You should confirm this by taking all your clothes off and standing on the luggage check in scales at the airport. 

[DGuller]

WTF.
Borrowing some scales off my friend to weigh my luggage for my flight.
On these scales.....I weigh 5-8kg less than the ones at the gym. And this weight is one that is more normal for me rather than me recent heavyness....

You should confirm this by taking all your clothes off and standing on the luggage check in scales at the airport. 

Lol, Brits.  It's already done by TSA over here.

[mongers]

WTF.
Borrowing some scales off my friend to weigh my luggage for my flight.
On these scales.....I weigh 5-8kg less than the ones at the gym. And this weight is one that is more normal for me rather than me recent heavyness....

You should confirm this by taking all your clothes off and standing on the luggage check in scales at the airport. 

Lol, Brits.  It's already done by TSA over here.

[Malthus]

WTF.
Borrowing some scales off my friend to weigh my luggage for my flight.
On these scales.....I weigh 5-8kg less than the ones at the gym. And this weight is one that is more normal for me rather than me recent heavyness....

You should confirm this by taking all your clothes off and standing on the luggage check in scales at the airport. 

Lol, Brits.  It's already done by TSA over here.

Zing! 

[Syt]

[Admiral Yi]

Nice that Dieter managed to find a new gig after Sprockets got cancelled.

[Liep]

So the new university building isn't finished on time (surprise) and the January move is postponed. Yay for a mid-semester move!

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

This project gives new meaning to the term "helicopter parent":

The DIY Kid-tracking Drone