The Off Topic Topic

[The Brain]

Crazy sense of entitlement, or fake?

Daily Mail? Well if not fake: then indeed crazy sense of entitlement. Treating a customer like that? Way to go, freaks.

[Ed Anger]

I just noticed the Reese cup has shrank.

GOD DAMN AMERICA

[The Brain]

I just noticed the Reese cup has shrank.

GOD DAMN AMERICA

Maybe you've grown?

[MadImmortalMan]

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/movies/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-again-play-conan-1.4161295

[Tonitrus]

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/movies/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-again-play-conan-1.4161295

Already in the TV/Movies thread, posted by....somebody. 

[Ed Anger]

I just noticed the Reese cup has shrank.

GOD DAMN AMERICA

Maybe you've grown?

My turds have.

[Tonitrus]

I discovered that it seems the seasonal pumpkin-shaped Reese's have a somewhat higher PB-to-chocolate ratio, I think making them a superior alternative.

[Ed Anger]

I was eating the kid's candy.

[Eddie Teach]

I discovered that it seems the seasonal pumpkin-shaped Reese's have a somewhat higher PB-to-chocolate ratio, I think making them a superior alternative.

Same with Eggs, Hearts, Christmas trees, etc.

[Lettow77]

 Another poem, this one of a more modest scale

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
あらあら
うふふ

[Neil]

It is bad to mix languages.

[Lettow77]

 I thought about making you a sonnet about dreadnoughts, but I couldn't capture the triumphant tone you'd want. I couldn't ignore the pathos of obsolescence or the gallantry of being outmatched, even though those are the tacks you'd rather it not take.

Perhaps a happy, light-hearted one about italian dreadnoughts?

edit: in italian sonnet form, of course

[Neil]

Italian dreadnoughts were noble and lovely ships.

[jimmy olsen]

Got a warning for spamming in my email dated the 2nd. What's that about? I didn't post much yesterday.

[The Brain]

OMG Timmay only posted 10 new threads today. SOMEONE GOT HIS NUMBER