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Malthus

#20715
October 30, 2012, 09:40:30 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 30, 2012, 09:24:23 AM
He's signing an American football Tyr, I wonder what he could play...?

That's not a football - it's a dinosaur egg.

He is, in fact, Professor Challenger.  :bowler:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Syt

#20716
October 30, 2012, 09:54:02 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 30, 2012, 09:40:30 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 30, 2012, 09:24:23 AM
He's signing an American football Tyr, I wonder what he could play...?

That's not a football - it's a dinosaur egg.

He is, in fact, Professor Challenger.  :bowler:

:lol:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#20717
October 30, 2012, 10:51:09 AM
From an info email from the Vienna public transport company regarding changes in some tram lines:

"Line 71 will offer a direct connection between the Central Cemetary and the Stock Exchange."

:lol:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Malthus

#20718
October 30, 2012, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 30, 2012, 10:51:09 AM
From an info email from the Vienna public transport company regarding changes in some tram lines:

"Line 71 will offer a direct connection between the Central Cemetary and the Stock Exchange."

:lol:

Is this for stockbrokers committing suicide - or the undead dabbling in stocks?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

jimmy olsen

#20719
October 30, 2012, 09:26:23 PM
Ugh...a lot of my girls bring in these funny stuffed animals/slash cushions to class, and today one girl brought in a "flower snake" animal cushion.

For those who don't know that's the equivalent of bring a gold digger pillow to class.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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CountDeMoney

#20720
October 30, 2012, 09:29:00 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 30, 2012, 09:26:23 PM
For those who don't know that's the equivalent of bring a gold digger pillow to class.

But I bet they ain't messing with no broke niggas.

Ed Anger

#20721
October 30, 2012, 10:09:13 PM
The insomnia is back. Grrrrrrrrrr.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Jacob

#20722
October 30, 2012, 10:27:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 30, 2012, 09:26:23 PM
Ugh...a lot of my girls bring in these funny stuffed animals/slash cushions to class, and today one girl brought in a "flower snake" animal cushion.

For those who don't know that's the equivalent of bring a gold digger pillow to class.

I have no idea what a "flower snake" animal cushion is, but I'm mildly curious. Do you have a picture? And why does it mean gold digger?

When I google flower and snake, most of the links are to a couple of Japanese SM productions - anime and live action.

jimmy olsen

#20723
October 30, 2012, 10:32:17 PM
Quote from: Jacob on October 30, 2012, 10:27:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 30, 2012, 09:26:23 PM
Ugh...a lot of my girls bring in these funny stuffed animals/slash cushions to class, and today one girl brought in a "flower snake" animal cushion.

For those who don't know that's the equivalent of bring a gold digger pillow to class.

I have no idea what a "flower snake" animal cushion is, but I'm mildly curious. Do you have a picture? And why does it mean gold digger?

When I google flower and snake, most of the links are to a couple of Japanese SM productions - anime and live action.
A stuffed animal-pillow that looked like a snake with flowers stuck on it.

Not exactly how it was explained to me, but given the detail I'm going with this explanation.

http://washparkprophet.blogspot.kr/2010/06/word-of-day-flowersnake.html
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Habbaku

#20724
October 30, 2012, 11:17:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 30, 2012, 10:09:13 PM
The insomnia is back. Grrrrrrrrrr.

Tried some exercise during the day?  Cutting down caffeine six hours before bed?  /languishdoctor
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Ed Anger

#20725
October 30, 2012, 11:22:24 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on October 30, 2012, 11:17:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 30, 2012, 10:09:13 PM
The insomnia is back. Grrrrrrrrrr.

Tried some exercise during the day?  Cutting down caffeine six hours before bed?  /languishdoctor

I think it is tramadol withdrawal.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Habbaku

#20726
October 30, 2012, 11:27:28 PM
Yeah, can't give any tips about that one. :(
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Ed Anger

#20727
October 30, 2012, 11:30:23 PM
I think I'm going to try watching robot chicken clips until my eyes fall out.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Jacob

#20728
October 30, 2012, 11:31:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 30, 2012, 10:32:17 PMA stuffed animal-pillow that looked like a snake with flowers stuck on it.

Not exactly how it was explained to me, but given the detail I'm going with this explanation.

http://washparkprophet.blogspot.kr/2010/06/word-of-day-flowersnake.html

Ah okay. Thanks :)

Razgovory

#20729
October 30, 2012, 11:32:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 30, 2012, 11:22:24 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on October 30, 2012, 11:17:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 30, 2012, 10:09:13 PM
The insomnia is back. Grrrrrrrrrr.

Tried some exercise during the day?  Cutting down caffeine six hours before bed?  /languishdoctor

I think it is tramadol withdrawal.

Man, you take a lot of painkillers.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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