The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

I guess I get to hang out with you fucks since I can't sleep.



 

[Ed Anger]

I wish I still had all my army men to play with. I could set up a battle on the bed. My wife's ass could be Mount Turdcutter.

[Barrister]

I guess I get to hang out with you fucks since I can't sleep.



 

[Ed Anger]

I'd rather be sleeping.

[Barrister]

I'd rather be sleeping.

Well you can't always get what you want.

[Jaron]

What could my ass be?

[Ed Anger]

What could my ass be?

I don't want my army men assaulting your ass.

[Jaron]

[Barrister]

What could my ass be?

You're trying to picture your ass on monkeybutt's bed?

[Ed Anger]

I'm going to burn the duvet now.

[Josquius]

[Ed Anger]

All this talk of jaron's ass ruined any chance of rubbing one out.

[Eddie Teach]

Languish has killed another boner? 

[Ed Anger]

The US-French military meeting about Mali should be wrapping up today.

I've got an intervention boner.

[Josephus]

I just had a full grown man stick a finger up my butt.