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Ed Anger

#20220
October 04, 2012, 01:13:23 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 04, 2012, 01:00:14 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 04, 2012, 07:58:05 AM
One of my conservative friends posted on Facebook that he's a "homegrown terrorist" and would overthrow Obama if he's re-elected. :lmfao:

I love politics sometimes. It makes life a little more entertaining.

Doesn't the fbi monitor that kind of stuff.?

There is so much crap out there it might get lost in the clutter.

But the SS might pay him a visit.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#20221
October 04, 2012, 01:32:49 PM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#20222
October 04, 2012, 01:34:51 PM
You know I just spooged.

ZOMG OLDER WOMEN/YOUNGER WOMEN VOL XXII DEPT OF STATE EDITION

Ed Anger

#20223
October 04, 2012, 01:36:28 PM
I'd watch that.
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Grey Fox

#20224
October 04, 2012, 02:01:01 PM
Who's the chick?
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Eddie Teach

#20225
October 04, 2012, 02:05:31 PM
Looks like Christina Aguilera to me.
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derspiess

#20226
October 04, 2012, 02:32:15 PM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

FunkMonk

#20227
October 04, 2012, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 04, 2012, 01:13:23 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 04, 2012, 01:00:14 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 04, 2012, 07:58:05 AM
One of my conservative friends posted on Facebook that he's a "homegrown terrorist" and would overthrow Obama if he's re-elected. :lmfao:

I love politics sometimes. It makes life a little more entertaining.

Doesn't the fbi monitor that kind of stuff.?

There is so much crap out there it might get lost in the clutter.

But the SS might pay him a visit.

He's now walked back on his homegrown terrorist comment. He was just too excited, I guess.  :D
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

MadImmortalMan

#20228
October 04, 2012, 02:42:12 PM
Christina is such a far cry from her Genie in a Bottle days.  :(
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"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
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Ed Anger

#20229
October 04, 2012, 05:31:11 PM
I saw Jessica simpson's weight watchers ad. And I thought to myself, I'd pound her into shape
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Grey Fox

#20230
October 04, 2012, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 04, 2012, 02:42:12 PM
Christina is such a far cry from her Genie in a Bottle days.  :(

Fat Christi is more fun then skinny Christi.
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garbon

#20231
October 05, 2012, 12:00:42 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 04, 2012, 05:31:11 PM
I saw Jessica simpson's weight watchers ad. And I thought to myself, I'd pound her into shape

I saw it and thought - isn't it a little soon to be telling me that it works?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

#20232
October 05, 2012, 04:35:34 AM
According to our inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no
signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.  Following last
week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank
has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back office
staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is
something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may
get a raw deal.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Ideologue

#20233
October 05, 2012, 04:41:02 AM
Why the fuck am I awake?  I slept 4 hours the night before last (Wed-Thur), went to bed dutifully at 10pm tonight (Thur-Fri), and woke up for some God damned reason at 2:30am.  Might as well go into work.  Lame.
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jimmy olsen

#20234
October 05, 2012, 05:52:58 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 05, 2012, 04:35:34 AM
According to our inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no
signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.  Following last
week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank
has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back office
staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is
something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may
get a raw deal.
:lol:

The you guessed it part definitely detracts. I'd delete it.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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