The Off Topic Topic

[Eddie Teach]

Unless he's getting creepily close, ogling chicks in the grocery store isn't much better than ogling them online, hardly worth paying twice as much for groceries.

[Admiral Yi]

Ogling in person is much, much better.  Higher resolution, true color, 3D, etc.

[Eddie Teach]

Ok, but the girls online are nekkid.

[mongers]

Ogling in person is much, much better.  Higher resolution, true color, 3D, etc.

[CountDeMoney]

Today's unemployment diary:

Went to the 11:30 showing of Dark Knight Rises.  Had the theater to myself.
Went to the grocery store for some provisions.  Totally forgot how much ass goes to the grocery store during the day.
Nap time.

This, try trading up to a more upmarket, well store/supermarket; Waitrose in the UK is rather good and it's a workers co-operative.

I'm unemployed, dude.  I'm not going to Trader Joe's for an $8 jar of imported peanut butter made with fucking South American free-range peanuts when I can score a fucking jar of JIF for $3.99.  Upmarket.  Nigga, please.

[Eddie Teach]

If you really wanted to economize you'd get a 40 oz. jar for $6.50

[CountDeMoney]

That's a shitload of peanut butter, man.  I think it would go bad before I went through it all.

[Ed Anger]

Ed Anger's Retirement diary:

Slept 'till noon.
Gobbled Tramadol by the handful.
Watched My Little Pony with the twins
Slept until 4pm

[Ed Anger]

Make a peanut butter pie with all that glorious peanut butter.

[Admiral Yi]

I'm unemployed, dude.  I'm not going to Trader Joe's for an $8 jar of imported peanut butter made with fucking South American free-range peanuts when I can score a fucking jar of JIF for $3.99.  Upmarket.  Nigga, please.

Guess that leaves checkers down at the barber shop.

[mongers]

That's a shitload of peanut butter, man.  I think it would go bad before I went through it all.

Make your own, it tastes much better and it'll even spread straight from the fridge. And you only make however much you need then or for a few occasion.

Normal peanut butter spreads for only three days per year in the British climate.

[garbon]

Normal peanut butter spreads for only three days per year in the British climate.

That strikes me as rather false.

[Eddie Teach]

Make your own, it tastes much better and it'll even spread straight from the fridge. And you only make however much you need then or for a few occasion.

You put peanut butter in the fridge? 

[Tonitrus]

Today's unemployment diary:

Went to the 11:30 showing of Dark Knight Rises.  Had the theater to myself.
Went to the grocery store for some provisions.  Totally forgot how much ass goes to the grocery store during the day.
Nap time.

This, try trading up to a more upmarket, well store/supermarket; Waitrose in the UK is rather good and it's a workers co-operative.

I'm unemployed, dude.  I'm not going to Trader Joe's for an $8 jar of imported peanut butter made with fucking South American free-range peanuts when I can score a fucking jar of JIF for $3.99.  Upmarket.  Nigga, please.

I've actually found Trader Joe's prices to be quite good (and Sutter's Formula peanut butter cookies  ).  Whole Foods or MOMs Organic grocery?  Craziness.

[sbr]

Make your own, it tastes much better and it'll even spread straight from the fridge. And you only make however much you need then or for a few occasion.

You put peanut butter in the fridge? 

A lot of the natural, no preservatives peanut butter needs to be refridgerated; makes spreading it on soft bread a pain in the ass.