The Off Topic Topic

[derspiess]

I discovered the best way to disarm a wheelchair-bound individual was to dump them out of it, even when they had a weapon.  Never felt threatened enough to shoot one.  But that's just me, I was crazy like that.

  Approximately how many times did you encounter this type of situation?

A homeless guy at a shelter waving a screwdriver at his roommates who allegedly stole something from him once, and a woman pissed at a methadone clinic who had a used syringe.  Dumped them both. 
People in wheelchairs have real shitty coverage of their six.  Just walk around them, get behind them, and over they go.  Don't have to shoot the poor bastard.

  Good stuff.

[Jacob]

Dog on a trampoline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU9RSNXaElw&feature=player_embedded#!

[CountDeMoney]

A homeless guy at a shelter waving a screwdriver at his roommates who allegedly stole something from him once, and a woman pissed at a methadone clinic who had a used syringe.  Dumped them both. 
People in wheelchairs have real shitty coverage of their six.  Just walk around them, get behind them, and over they go.  Don't have to shoot the poor bastard.

  Good stuff.

Yeah, I never really understood how some cops could make police work so difficult sometimes.

Caught a little shit about the woman, though.  Had to take her to the hospital about complaining of a broken arm that wasn't broken. 

[mongers]

Salma Hayek over here promoting the film Savages, has something interesting to say about criticism of the film's violent content:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19706154

[jimmy olsen]

Facebook's plans for world domination. Pretty brilliant in my opinion.

http://qz.com/5180/facebooks-plan-to-find-its-next-billion-users-convince-them-the-internet-and-facebook-are-the-same/

[Josquius]

The Tokyo game show was very dissapointing.
It was just too otaku'y. Rather than just being about cool technology and games there was a lot of cosplay nonsense, jailbait pop bands, etc...
Fuck I hate otakus. Smelly and completely without manners.

Facebook's plans for world domination. Pretty brilliant in my opinion.

http://qz.com/5180/facebooks-plan-to-find-its-next-billion-users-convince-them-the-internet-and-facebook-are-the-same/

Yep, I recall posting something about this a while ago. The current fight between google and facebook with microsoft lagging well behind is about going "over the top" in the way windows went over the top of dos.

[jimmy olsen]

So, we gonna meet up or what Tyr?

[Pedrito]

Dog on a trampoline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU9RSNXaElw&feature=player_embedded#!

Awww

L.

[CountDeMoney]

And some of you have problems with Uncle Joe. 

Joe Biden Loves Cheerleaders
Sean Newell   

On Friday, Joe Biden met with a bunch of high school and middle school kids in New Hampshire and welcomed them inside the big top. While speaking to the kids, Biden gushed about college cheerleaders and how they are the most impressive athletes around. I don't mention this to open a debate on whether cheerleading is a sport, merely to serve as a reminder of who currently occupies The Office Of The Vice President Of The United States.

Over the years, I've done a 180 on Joe and I hope you do, too. The more I get to know him, the more I'd like to hang out with him. You can have the candidate who lies about how many marathons he's run, I'll take the guy who lies about how many beers deep he is. OK, back to the student athletes.

"The cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college," he said. "They are amazing. You think I'm joking. You think I'm joking. They're almost all gymnasts. The stuff they do on hardwood, it absolutely blows my mind, thinking, you know, they're up there without a net. You know?"

This guy. This guy is, like, pretty far up there in the line of succession to the Presidency. And he's just spit-balling up there to a bunch of 16-year-olds about hot, older women and the stuff they do on hardwood. But wait, there's more: Joe Biden showing off his laser, rocket arm.

Biden got to toss the football before he left, spotting a football player standing behind him and saying, "Looks like an end over there," right before lobbing the football his way.

Election day is right around the corner, folks. Be smart out there.

[Josquius]

Plus, you know, 20 year old girls in short skirts.

[CountDeMoney]

Between biker chicks and cheerleaders, all he needs to do is hit a hospital and he'll have the porn hat trick.

[Josquius]

Wow. It seems the Hunger Games is coming out here soon. Thought it had been and gone long ago.

[Malthus]

Between biker chicks and cheerleaders, all he needs to do is hit a hospital and he'll have the porn hat trick.

Meh, he still has work to do if he wants to match Italian politicians. 

[garbon]

Facebook's plans for world domination. Pretty brilliant in my opinion.

http://qz.com/5180/facebooks-plan-to-find-its-next-billion-users-convince-them-the-internet-and-facebook-are-the-same/

Yep, I recall posting something about this a while ago. The current fight between google and facebook with microsoft lagging well behind is about going "over the top" in the way windows went over the top of dos.

Actually all that article seems to suggest is how facebook is working to make sure it is easy to access from everyone. The bits about how they could make money with this strategy receive very few words.

Also, they aren't really showing facebook becoming the internet but rather how all of these internet users also use facebook.

[Josquius]

Facebook's plans for world domination. Pretty brilliant in my opinion.

http://qz.com/5180/facebooks-plan-to-find-its-next-billion-users-convince-them-the-internet-and-facebook-are-the-same/

Yep, I recall posting something about this a while ago. The current fight between google and facebook with microsoft lagging well behind is about going "over the top" in the way windows went over the top of dos.

Actually all that article seems to suggest is how facebook is working to make sure it is easy to access from everyone. The bits about how they could make money with this strategy receive very few words.

Also, they aren't really showing facebook becoming the internet but rather how all of these internet users also use facebook.

Actually?