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[CountDeMoney]

Operation Babysitting Moron is in full effect.



Cat is:  substantially not amused.

[Ed Anger]

Cat is going to beat dog with a towel filled with soap bars.

[katmai]

A cutie. Who the heck are you dog sitting for?

[CountDeMoney]

A cutie. Who the heck are you dog sitting for?

That's my sister's puppy, they ran down to Ocean City for a few days.  18 months old, she's a fucking retard.
The big, older leave-me-the-fuck-alone-in-my-sunset-years German Shepard is still at her place, as a redundant alarm system to the house, so my Dad and I are taking turns stopping by the house.

Cat has no fear; makes her walk around her in the hallway.  Gets too close, catches the right-right-left combo in the snout. 

It's Frisky Puppy and Claude the Cat here.  Fucking goof barks at her toys.

[katmai]

Heh my rescue dog cant be in same room with cat, will try and pounce on kitty if given chance.

[Neil]

It's one of the wonderful things about a gun culture - road rage incidents are more likely to result in murders rather than beatings.

To bad rage-dad didn't have *his* gun. The two of them could have plugged a couple of bystanders while they were at it. 

Big difference from your scenario, Canuckiweenie;  the beating victim was a cop.  One shot, one kill.

then he's all set for the stampede

Although what dumbass starting beating on a cop after he announces he's a cop?

The kind of dumbass who doesn't believe that some random biker who just ran over his daughter is really a cop just because he says so to escape a beating?

The little girl had it coming, running out into traffic.  If he'd had a car, she'd be dead.

[CountDeMoney]

I put two tin fish into Chubbie Subbie's starboard side tonight. 

She's been ramping up the girlfriendy stuff lately, and I don't like it;  I have issued multiple warning shots across the bow, and yet she continued on course. 

So, I flooded the tubes.  She cried as she slowly slipped into the sea, her keel snapping in two.

[Barrister]

I put two tin fish into Chubbie Subbie's starboard side tonight. 

She's been ramping up the girlfriendy stuff lately, and I don't like it;  I have issued multiple warning shots across the bow, and yet she continued on course. 

So, I flooded the tubes.  She cried as she slowly slipped into the sea, her keel snapping in two.

Won't anyone think of the puppies?

[jimmy olsen]

I put two tin fish into Chubbie Subbie's starboard side tonight. 

She's been ramping up the girlfriendy stuff lately, and I don't like it;  I have issued multiple warning shots across the bow, and yet she continued on course. 

So, I flooded the tubes.  She cried as she slowly slipped into the sea, her keel snapping in two.

And your niece wonders why you're alone. 

[CountDeMoney]

And your niece wonders why you're alone. 

I already have one mother, I don't need another. 

[Ed Anger]

I put two tin fish into Chubbie Subbie's starboard side tonight. 

She's been ramping up the girlfriendy stuff lately, and I don't like it;  I have issued multiple warning shots across the bow, and yet she continued on course. 

So, I flooded the tubes.  She cried as she slowly slipped into the sea, her keel snapping in two.

Approves

[FunkMonk]

 

[MadImmortalMan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL9rOtnjhaU&feature=youtu.be


Been playing non-stop on the radio here. Yee haw.

[Barrister]

The past several days I've gotten robo-calls on my private office line saying "you have been selected to receive 2600 Air Miles.  Press one to accept".  I've just hung up on them, but on about the 4th I took in.  I was curious, since I don't have an Air Miles card.

So I get put through to a live person who asks "Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with".  I say "don't you know, you called me."  He says something about only the number comes up.  I respond with "speaking of that, how did you get this number?"  He kinds of stumbles for a bit, and says he got it from "demographic data". 

I decide to just end it, saying "I don't have an Airmiles card".  He still tries to say it doesn't matter, I can receive travel credit to be used to visit Florida.

Surely a scammer should know when the gig is up and just hang up.

[CountDeMoney]

That reminds me;  the new phone books should be coming out soon.  I haven't heard from my Jamaican buddies recently.  It'll be about that time.