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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Sheilbh

Just so everyone knows Boris Johnson got stuck on a zipline today:
Let's bomb Russia!

CountDeMoney

I love that man.  Probably the most entertaining mayor of an international city since Ed Koch.

I really wish he would run for POTUS.

garbon

Quote from: DGuller on July 31, 2012, 10:45:18 PM
Only 1460 here.  :( English, as is usually the case, tripped me up.

I've no idea what I got.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Sheilbh

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 01, 2012, 09:52:27 AM
I love that man.  Probably the most entertaining mayor of an international city since Ed Koch.

I really wish he would run for POTUS.
He's apparently the Tory grassroots favourite to replace Cameron as leader.  So he could, conceivably be PM one day :mellow:
Let's bomb Russia!

Valmy

I got a 1280.  Good enough for Gubmint work.

I think I fell asleep during the test IIRC  :blush:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

DGuller

Quote from: garbon on August 01, 2012, 10:14:29 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 31, 2012, 10:45:18 PM
Only 1460 here.  :( English, as is usually the case, tripped me up.

I've no idea what I got.
Never learned the numbers? :console: Yeah, that would definitely hurt you on SATs.

garbon

Quote from: DGuller on August 01, 2012, 11:26:38 AM
Quote from: garbon on August 01, 2012, 10:14:29 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 31, 2012, 10:45:18 PM
Only 1460 here.  :( English, as is usually the case, tripped me up.

I've no idea what I got.
Never learned the numbers? :console: Yeah, that would definitely hurt you on SATs.

As in - it ceased to be useful after I got into college and I promptly forgot my score.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o




:P
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Valmy

Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o

Actually that was all he wrote on his application.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi

 :rolleyes:  There's no affirmative action for homosexualists.

katmai

Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 01, 2012, 02:15:02 PM
:rolleyes:  There's no affirmative action for homosexualists.

That you know of!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o




:P

Didn't I post about how I later found out that I wasn't the first generation in my family to go there?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

Quote from: garbon on August 01, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o




:P

Didn't I post about how I later found out that I wasn't the first generation in my family to go there?

Not that i know of. :unsure:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

Quote from: Valmy on August 01, 2012, 02:10:11 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o

Actually that was all he wrote on his application.

I actually forgot what my application essay was too. :blush:

All I can remember is the first one I wrote and it was so negative I had to throw it out.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:18:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 01, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o




:P

Didn't I post about how I later found out that I wasn't the first generation in my family to go there?

Not that i know of. :unsure:

I thought I had.  Well yeah, family photos / class rolls revealed that my maternal great great grandfather went there in the opening class alongside Herbert Hoover.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.