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Sheilbh

#18435
August 01, 2012, 09:49:06 AM
Just so everyone knows Boris Johnson got stuck on a zipline today:
Let's bomb Russia!

CountDeMoney

#18436
August 01, 2012, 09:52:27 AM
I love that man.  Probably the most entertaining mayor of an international city since Ed Koch.

I really wish he would run for POTUS.

garbon

#18437
August 01, 2012, 10:14:29 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 31, 2012, 10:45:18 PM
Only 1460 here.  :( English, as is usually the case, tripped me up.

I've no idea what I got.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Sheilbh

#18438
August 01, 2012, 10:15:19 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 01, 2012, 09:52:27 AM
I love that man.  Probably the most entertaining mayor of an international city since Ed Koch.

I really wish he would run for POTUS.
He's apparently the Tory grassroots favourite to replace Cameron as leader.  So he could, conceivably be PM one day :mellow:
Let's bomb Russia!

Valmy

#18439
August 01, 2012, 10:22:48 AM
I got a 1280.  Good enough for Gubmint work.

I think I fell asleep during the test IIRC  :blush:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

DGuller

#18440
August 01, 2012, 11:26:38 AM
Quote from: garbon on August 01, 2012, 10:14:29 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 31, 2012, 10:45:18 PM
Only 1460 here.  :( English, as is usually the case, tripped me up.

I've no idea what I got.
Never learned the numbers? :console: Yeah, that would definitely hurt you on SATs.

garbon

#18441
August 01, 2012, 11:29:35 AM
Quote from: DGuller on August 01, 2012, 11:26:38 AM
Quote from: garbon on August 01, 2012, 10:14:29 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 31, 2012, 10:45:18 PM
Only 1460 here.  :( English, as is usually the case, tripped me up.

I've no idea what I got.
Never learned the numbers? :console: Yeah, that would definitely hurt you on SATs.

As in - it ceased to be useful after I got into college and I promptly forgot my score.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

#18442
August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o




:P
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Valmy

#18443
August 01, 2012, 02:10:11 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o

Actually that was all he wrote on his application.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Admiral Yi

#18444
August 01, 2012, 02:15:02 PM
 :rolleyes:  There's no affirmative action for homosexualists.

katmai

#18445
August 01, 2012, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 01, 2012, 02:15:02 PM
:rolleyes:  There's no affirmative action for homosexualists.

That you know of!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

#18446
August 01, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o




:P

Didn't I post about how I later found out that I wasn't the first generation in my family to go there?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

#18447
August 01, 2012, 02:18:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 01, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o




:P

Didn't I post about how I later found out that I wasn't the first generation in my family to go there?

Not that i know of. :unsure:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

#18448
August 01, 2012, 02:18:36 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 01, 2012, 02:10:11 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o

Actually that was all he wrote on his application.

I actually forgot what my application essay was too. :blush:

All I can remember is the first one I wrote and it was so negative I had to throw it out.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#18449
August 01, 2012, 02:21:01 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:18:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 01, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Translation: He got into Stanford because he was black and gay! :o




:P

Didn't I post about how I later found out that I wasn't the first generation in my family to go there?

Not that i know of. :unsure:

I thought I had.  Well yeah, family photos / class rolls revealed that my maternal great great grandfather went there in the opening class alongside Herbert Hoover.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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