The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

you kidding? (nominally :p) black man with a knife? when the cops come they'll shoot him down and anyone in his vicinity. You know this; you worked as a cop in baltimore.

But he parlays his blackness with his homosexuality;  if you've ever seen a frenzied fag break out into full-blown Fag Fu, you'd know what I mean.

See? Garbon knows what I'm talking about.

[HVC]

you kidding? (nominally :p) black man with a knife? when the cops come they'll shoot him down and anyone in his vicinity. You know this; you worked as a cop in baltimore.

HOPE AND CHANGE, bitch!

Rick James?

[HVC]

you kidding? (nominally :p) black man with a knife? when the cops come they'll shoot him down and anyone in his vicinity. You know this; you worked as a cop in baltimore.

But he parlays his blackness with his homosexuality;  if you've ever seen a frenzied fag break out into full-blown Fag Fu, you'd know what I mean.

fair enough

[Malthus]

you kidding? (nominally :p) black man with a knife? when the cops come they'll shoot him down and anyone in his vicinity. You know this; you worked as a cop in baltimore.

HOPE AND CHANGE, bitch!

Great. Now I have a mental image of the cops kicking in the door of the White House and blasting Obama because he's standing there with a cheese knife over the canapés.

It's like a right-wing-ogasim. 

[CountDeMoney]

Great. Now I have a mental image of the cops kicking in the door of the White House and blasting Obama because he's standing there with a cheese knife over the canapés.

It's like a right-wing-ogasim. 

That's incorrect.

It would be a drop cheese knife.   

[garbon]

you kidding? (nominally :p) black man with a knife? when the cops come they'll shoot him down and anyone in his vicinity. You know this; you worked as a cop in baltimore.

HOPE AND CHANGE, bitch!

Great. Now I have a mental image of the cops kicking in the door of the White House and blasting Obama because he's standing there with a cheese knife over the canapés.

It's like a right-wing-ogasim. 

[Josquius]

It turns out there is some sort of craft beer festival in my town this week. This makes me happy.

[garbon]

Hey did google change up image search? It used to be that I could search something and then click image in the top bar and it'd use my same search term in an image search. Now it's just been showing up blank and I have to re-type my entry.

[garbon]

(I'm tending to the cats at our pet store when a young woman comes up and points at a small tabby, Velma.)

Me: "Ah, would you like to see Velma? She's a little shy but very sweet."

Customer: "I can has cat?"

Me: "Um... if you are interested in adopting, I'll be happy to get out Velma or any of the cats so that you can get to know them a little better."

Customer: "I can has lolcat?"

Me: "..."

Customer: "She is in her playpen, stealin our funs!"

Me: "You know, pets can be a big responsibility, and I'm not sure a cat would be the best thing for you right now."

Customer: "K thanks bye!" *turns and walks out of the store*

Me, to Velma: "I think I may have just saved your life."

Sounds like that young woman needed to be taught some manners.

[HVC]

(I'm tending to the cats at our pet store when a young woman comes up and points at a small tabby, Velma.)

Me: "Ah, would you like to see Velma? She's a little shy but very sweet."

Customer: "I can has cat?"

Me: "Um... if you are interested in adopting, I'll be happy to get out Velma or any of the cats so that you can get to know them a little better."

Customer: "I can has lolcat?"

this is the point you punch the person in the face

[Eddie Teach]

As there's no source, I'll just assume that garbon's working at a pet store. 

[DGuller]

(I'm tending to the cats at our pet store when a young woman comes up and points at a small tabby, Velma.)

Me: "Ah, would you like to see Velma? She's a little shy but very sweet."

Customer: "I can has cat?"

Me: "Um... if you are interested in adopting, I'll be happy to get out Velma or any of the cats so that you can get to know them a little better."

Customer: "I can has lolcat?"

Me: "..."

Customer: "She is in her playpen, stealin our funs!"

Me: "You know, pets can be a big responsibility, and I'm not sure a cat would be the best thing for you right now."

Customer: "K thanks bye!" *turns and walks out of the store*

Me, to Velma: "I think I may have just saved your life."

Sounds like that young woman needed to be taught some manners.

Of course, he leaves out the part where he euthanizes Velma after the new shipment of cats came in, and there wasn't enough shelf space for all of them.

[garbon]

As there's no source, I'll just assume that garbon's working at a pet store. 

Probably a good assumption.

[garbon]

Of course, he leaves out the part where he euthanizes Velma after the new shipment of cats came in, and there wasn't enough shelf space for all of them.

At least he didn't eat her.

[MadImmortalMan]

Snoop Lion.