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CountDeMoney

#18345
July 30, 2012, 08:38:30 AM
I did like one of the previous iterations of the Languish board, back a few years ago where we have the ability to use portrait-size for avatars.

Would help with CDGs  :lol:

katmai

#18346
July 30, 2012, 11:54:05 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 30, 2012, 08:23:28 AM
I feel like I'm at a wargame nerd convention. :nerd:

Bunch of lemmings they are.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

#18347
July 30, 2012, 12:32:09 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 30, 2012, 11:54:05 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 30, 2012, 08:23:28 AM
I feel like I'm at a wargame nerd convention. :nerd:

Bunch of lemmings they are.

Ed provided a site. It was all too easy.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#18348
July 30, 2012, 01:01:43 PM
Aww, Ron Howard tweeted a pic of the script for season 4 of Arrested Development.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Admiral Yi

#18349
July 30, 2012, 05:31:37 PM
Geneology.com has traced back Obama's mom's side to a black slave in Virginia, c. 1680.

CountDeMoney

#18350
July 30, 2012, 05:33:04 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 30, 2012, 05:31:37 PM
Geneology.com has traced back Obama's mom's side to a black slave in Virginia, c. 1680.

Looks like Mittens sews up Virginia then.

DGuller

#18351
July 30, 2012, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 30, 2012, 05:31:37 PM
Geneology.com has traced back Obama's mom's side to a black slave in Virginia, c. 1680.
Does that mean he's black?

Caliga

#18352
July 30, 2012, 06:30:34 PM
OMG NO ITS CHEROKEE OR MELUNGEON HERITAGE :rolleyes:
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

FunkMonk

#18353
July 30, 2012, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 30, 2012, 05:31:37 PM
Geneology.com has traced back Obama's mom's side to a black slave in Virginia, c. 1680.

Need to see a birth certificate before I can believe this.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Caliga

#18354
July 30, 2012, 06:39:24 PM
Anything back that far is something more like tradition than truth anyway.  Couldn't do a paternity test and all that.
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Octavian

#18355
July 31, 2012, 05:44:49 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2012, 09:45:12 AM
Oh, sure...it's all fun and games and laugh at the fat guy with those girls.

Until they end up in the trunk of his car.  Then they'll learn.  Oh yes.  Then they'll learn.

I don't think American tourist bring their truck with them when visiting Europe.

:P
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

Eddie Teach

#18356
July 31, 2012, 06:04:36 AM
Quote from: Octavian on July 31, 2012, 05:44:49 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2012, 09:45:12 AM
Oh, sure...it's all fun and games and laugh at the fat guy with those girls.

Until they end up in the trunk of his car.  Then they'll learn.  Oh yes.  Then they'll learn.

I don't think American tourist bring their truck with them when visiting Europe.

:P

Who said anything about a truck? The boot  :rolleyes: of his rental car will work just fine.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Octavian

#18357
July 31, 2012, 06:22:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 31, 2012, 06:04:36 AM
Quote from: Octavian on July 31, 2012, 05:44:49 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2012, 09:45:12 AM
Oh, sure...it's all fun and games and laugh at the fat guy with those girls.

Until they end up in the trunk of his car.  Then they'll learn.  Oh yes.  Then they'll learn.

I don't think American tourist bring their truck with them when visiting Europe.

:P

Who said anything about a truck? The boot  :rolleyes: of his rental car will work just fine.

My point was that all fat Americans drive trucks because they are to fat to drive cars  :rolleyes:

That or I read trunk as truck... FAIL!

:lol:

If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

garbon

#18358
July 31, 2012, 06:32:23 AM
Quote from: Octavian on July 31, 2012, 06:22:24 AM
My point was that all fat Americans drive trucks because they are to fat to drive cars  :rolleyes:

That or I read trunk as truck... FAIL!

:lol:

Your joke was a failure too.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Octavian

#18359
July 31, 2012, 07:31:02 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2012, 06:32:23 AM
Quote from: Octavian on July 31, 2012, 06:22:24 AM
My point was that all fat Americans drive trucks because they are to fat to drive cars  :rolleyes:

That or I read trunk as truck... FAIL!

:lol:

Your joke was a failure too.

So?
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee
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