The Off Topic Topic

[Grey Fox]

Yes, you drive absolutely everywhere.

America! America!

[Ed Anger]

Huh. A country that had its cities blasted apart, occupied and is locked in a alliance with that country influencing it. Shocking expose there Dr Watson.

Next up, Water is wet.

[mongers]

Huh. A country that had its cities blasted apart, occupied and is locked in a alliance with that country influencing it. Shocking expose there Dr Watson.

Next up, Water is wet.

[g] Define wet. [/g]

[FunkMonk]

But, seriously, seems like a completely normal faux pas to me.

SOME OF US LIKE SMALL WOMEN. IT'S NOT A CRIME, TURKEY.

I like small women too, but 14LOLLOLOLOLOLL!?! 

[Ed Anger]

If there is grass on the field, play ball.

[Grey Fox]

Thinking about blowing off work tomorrow for the first time since...I'm not sure. I think it was when I visited Brazen in..2006? I don't know. I'm a bit burnt out. 

I want a euro contract so I can take six weeks of vacation every year to annoy Greeks and Italians with my loud English.

My bro-in-law will have 9 weeks vacation at 15 years ancienty.  Currently he's at 6 after 9 years. That's what you need.

[Syt]

But, seriously, seems like a completely normal faux pas to me.

SOME OF US LIKE SMALL WOMEN. IT'S NOT A CRIME, TURKEY.

I like small women too, but 14LOLLOLOLOLOLL!?! 

Legal in Austria. Creepy, but legal.

[Josquius]

Huh. A country that had its cities blasted apart, occupied and is locked in a alliance with that country influencing it. Shocking expose there Dr Watson.

Next up, Water is wet.

Yeah, makes sense in a way, but you still always get Americans going on about how weird and alien Japan is....when many of the most weird and alien things are quite common to the US too

[Grey Fox]

Huh. A country that had its cities blasted apart, occupied and is locked in a alliance with that country influencing it. Shocking expose there Dr Watson.

Next up, Water is wet.

Yeah, makes sense in a way, but you still always get Americans going on about how weird and alien Japan is....when many of the most weird and alien things are quite common to the US too

When Americans say they find Japan weird and alien, they don't mean american fast food place & cars. They mean lipstick for men & anime snug pillows.

[Eddie Teach]

But, seriously, seems like a completely normal faux pas to me.

SOME OF US LIKE SMALL WOMEN. IT'S NOT A CRIME, TURKEY.

I like small women too, but 14LOLLOLOLOLOLL!?! 

In a college classroom? Anyone could make that mistake.

[garbon]

Interesting that Tyr pines for Central Planning.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

AT&T has a pretty snazzy conference center here at UT.  My room has one of those Cisco VOIP phones, and the caller ID has my name entered into it.

[jimmy olsen]

Today's pedophile alert comes from: The dumbass who sits two rows in front of me in my afternoon class


There's this girl in my class who, to any rational and non-pedo observer, obviously looks underage. Siegy would like her a lot. Dumbass dude walks in, sits down next to her, and starts the mack attack. I wasn't sure what he was so sure on, but he seemed like the classic smooth talkin' ladies' man, i.e. an idiot.

Class ends and people start shuffling out of the auditorium. I'm walking behind them and I overhear this:

Dumbass: So what are you doing this weekend?
Little girl: Uh, not much. What about you?
Dumbass: I have work but not much else. By the way, what's your major?
Little girl: Oh, I don't have one. I'm just talking classes here. I'm 14.
Dumbass: ....................................................... oh
Random black dude who overheard them: DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM
Me: 

Great story

Though, no matter how smart my daughter is, I'd be reluctant to send her to a university at 14 because of this kind of thing.

[katmai]

Though, no matter how smart my daughter is, I'd be reluctant to send her to a university at 14 because of this kind of thing.

[Eddie Teach]

He plans on locking her in her room til she's 30.