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Tamas

Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2012, 06:05:21 AM
So apparently a Danish journalist got arrested for putting up posters with critical statements about China at the route the Chinese president is taking in Denmark. Left is crying for freedom of speech and the right is screaming back: "don't ruin our export chances to China".


:lol:

Liep

The real news of course being that Michael Laudrup is the new head coach in Swansea.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Liep

Just received a letter from Madrid. Top Secret. A lawyer is offering me 40% of €8.750.000. Never have I gotten a mail from any Nigerian prince so I feel it's due, and then in a real letter! I'm very happy and might just call this Marcus fellow, he seems legit.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

The Brain

Your lawyer is taking 60%? Fuck that.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

DGuller

Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2012, 08:52:56 AM
Just received a letter from Madrid. Top Secret. A lawyer is offering me 40% of €8.750.000. Never have I gotten a mail from any Nigerian prince so I feel it's due, and then in a real letter! I'm very happy and might just call this Marcus fellow, he seems legit.
Just how many Nigerian princes are there?  Nigerian royalty probably knocks up more women than Genghis Khan.

Liep

Quote from: DGuller on June 15, 2012, 09:37:32 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2012, 08:52:56 AM
Just received a letter from Madrid. Top Secret. A lawyer is offering me 40% of €8.750.000. Never have I gotten a mail from any Nigerian prince so I feel it's due, and then in a real letter! I'm very happy and might just call this Marcus fellow, he seems legit.
Just how many Nigerian princes are there?  Nigerian royalty probably knocks up more women than Genghis Khan.
Actually this one doesn't have any offspring, which is why I must pretend to be the only next of kin to claim the inheritance. This, the lawyer assures me, is perfectly without breaching the law, although he wouldn't blame me if I find this practise morally objectionable.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

jimmy olsen

Came across the video of France's Incredible Talent show, this girl is damn good for 13.

Siege stay out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=PJv4KiPJkcs
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Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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The Brain

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 15, 2012, 10:24:00 AM
Came across the video of France's Incredible Talent show, this girl is damn good for 13.

Siege stay out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=PJv4KiPJkcs

SFW?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ideologue

Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2012, 06:05:21 AM
So apparently a Danish journalist got arrested for putting up posters with critical statements about China at the route the Chinese president is taking in Denmark. Left is crying for freedom of speech and the right is screaming back: "don't ruin our export chances to China".

Europe is a sad fucking place.
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mongers

Quote from: Ideologue on June 15, 2012, 10:49:04 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2012, 06:05:21 AM
So apparently a Danish journalist got arrested for putting up posters with critical statements about China at the route the Chinese president is taking in Denmark. Left is crying for freedom of speech and the right is screaming back: "don't ruin our export chances to China".

Europe is a sad fucking place.

Well it's certainly more than one step up from a 'sad place'.   ;)
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Liep

Quote from: Ideologue on June 15, 2012, 10:49:04 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2012, 06:05:21 AM
So apparently a Danish journalist got arrested for putting up posters with critical statements about China at the route the Chinese president is taking in Denmark. Left is crying for freedom of speech and the right is screaming back: "don't ruin our export chances to China".

Europe is a sad fucking place.

We got 18 billion worth of export contracts though. :capitalists:

Also, I just learned that our Queen knows mandarin. What the hell?
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

MadImmortalMan

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/06/14/fathers-day/

Here's your father's day news. Fathers may be more important to child development than mothers.

I saw my dad on only two occasions between ages 4 and 14. Thanks, dad.  :P

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