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Capetan Mihali

#16770
May 28, 2012, 02:42:20 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 28, 2012, 12:41:46 AM
Yeah, this is pretty much how I talk all the time. :P

So we gonna cruise Metrolina or what?  Or just meet up at Mecklenburg County Jail Central one way or another?   :P
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Ideologue

#16771
May 28, 2012, 02:57:24 AM
Lololol.  So are you in Charlotte fucking up the local market yet, Yanqui?  I thought that wasn't till... oh right. -_-

But absolutely.  My schedule's flexible like the girls' bodies in those pornos where the women pretend to be dolls.  I was going to go to Chicago in early June, but, um, I guess I'm not, unless I actually do something about that... well, about a week ago.  Let me know when you've got a spare day or whatever. :smoke:
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Zanza

#16772
May 28, 2012, 08:22:18 AM
Just did my taxes with a program and it suggests that I have to pay some extra instead of getting something back. WTF.

Scipio

#16773
May 28, 2012, 08:36:12 AM
Quote from: Zanza on May 28, 2012, 08:22:18 AM
Just did my taxes with a program and it suggests that I have to pay some extra instead of getting something back. WTF.
Austerity!
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Eddie Teach

#16774
May 28, 2012, 11:09:38 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 27, 2012, 09:34:22 PM
This makes me think of Lettow for some reason.



That's outdated.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josephus

#16775
May 28, 2012, 11:30:03 AM
Saw a sign on a baby swing set in a store today that said: "Caution. Do not put more than 300lbs on seat." I guess it's not built with American babies in mind.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Lettow77

#16776
May 29, 2012, 02:04:35 AM Last Edit: May 29, 2012, 02:08:08 AM by Lettow77
innocents abroad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMxy6FF4Lk
This specimen is currently in captivity under allegations it raped & murdered a white woman
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Brazen

#16777
May 29, 2012, 03:50:25 AM
I didn't want to do it. I've done my best to avoid it. But the weather made em do it. I went to Starbucks yesterday to get an iced latte. They made me queue with media luvvies. They made me say "tall" instead of "small". They made me say "skinny" instead of "skimmed". Worst, worst of all, they made me tell them my name. I went for the easy option. After all, how difficult is it to spell an everyday fruit-oriented word? And yet, and yet, despite the fact they had no problem spelling Tamsin and Sabina and Ranulph and Tobias, they still managed to spell my name Beroy, and charged me over two quid for the privilege and a puddle-coloured beverage.

I got my coffee from Eat today.

Duque de Bragança

#16778
May 29, 2012, 03:56:35 AM
Quote from: Zanza on May 28, 2012, 08:22:18 AM
Just did my taxes with a program and it suggests that I have to pay some extra instead of getting something back. WTF.

Change of tax advisor ;)

Josquius

#16779
May 29, 2012, 06:15:36 AM
:frusty:
Accidentally loaded an old saved game on shogun and undid a wonderous victory which I can't repeat...
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Grey Fox

#16780
May 29, 2012, 01:23:31 PM
Windows 8 is going to be such a fucking disaster. :bleeding:

I'm using a desktop pc, I don't need "apps".
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Jacob

#16781
May 29, 2012, 01:40:01 PM
He's been a "trouper"?

Ed Anger

#16782
May 29, 2012, 05:07:06 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 29, 2012, 01:23:31 PM
Windows 8 is going to be such a fucking disaster. :bleeding:

I'm using a desktop pc, I don't need "apps".

You'll live.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Lettow77

#16783
May 29, 2012, 06:39:07 PM
Omg dear languish~

gigglypanic

I will refrain on giggly panic later
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Lettow77

#16784
May 29, 2012, 06:44:52 PM
er that is to say
languish shouldb e here
although, you can't really speak to languish at the best of times

but even closing one's eyes and typing has a certain calming effect
reassuring, pleasant, like tea
elegant little ladies with tea
why dont I have any tea right now
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'
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