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PDH

#1065
May 17, 2009, 09:11:03 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 17, 2009, 04:21:15 PM
It was 90 yesterday and today, where I live.  Yesterday, I drove to the west coast of SF and it was 65.  SF isn't even that big and it has a 25 degree temp differential? :o
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Grey Fox

#1066
May 17, 2009, 10:09:15 PM
:nelson: at Tim.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Monoriu

#1067
May 18, 2009, 01:03:42 AM
To this day, I strongly believe that weather conditions are permanent.  If, at this moment, it is raining, it will continue to rain - indefinitely.  Therefore, it makes absolutely no sense to wait out any rain.  I just waste my time if I do so.

One day, the secretaries divided themselves into two camps.  One arguing that a thunderstorm just happened a while ago, with outrageous downpour.  The other side said there was little or no rain at all.  It so happened that I overheard the conversation and that I just personally carried out my conviction to its logical conclusion, I decided to end their argument. 

Yes, the sight of an adult male, with liquid dropping from his hair, walking the no men's land between the two groups in a see-through shirt and in complete silence was sufficient evidence. 

jimmy olsen

#1068
May 18, 2009, 06:21:07 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

jimmy olsen

#1069
May 18, 2009, 06:22:09 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 18, 2009, 01:03:42 AM
To this day, I strongly believe that weather conditions are permanent.  If, at this moment, it is raining, it will continue to rain - indefinitely. 
What an odd rejection of reality.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

katmai

#1070
May 18, 2009, 06:30:34 AM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

jimmy olsen

#1071
May 18, 2009, 06:32:21 AM
:weep:

If only Poe hadn't been injured. Losing him and Garnet was just too much.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ed Anger

#1072
May 18, 2009, 07:10:47 AM
Timmayism is on the retreat! First the Bruins, now the Celtics!

I was going to make a thread proclaiming this, but held back.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Neil

#1073
May 18, 2009, 07:49:01 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 18, 2009, 01:03:42 AM
To this day, I strongly believe that weather conditions are permanent.  If, at this moment, it is raining, it will continue to rain - indefinitely.  Therefore, it makes absolutely no sense to wait out any rain.  I just waste my time if I do so. 
If you lived in Alberta, you'd know differently.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Neil

#1074
May 18, 2009, 07:50:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 07:10:47 AM
Timmayism is on the retreat! First the Bruins, now the Celtics!

I was going to make a thread proclaiming this, but held back.
Don't forget what happened to the Patriots last year.  No championships in any of the Big Three sports this year = Maybe Tim will start to fall off the bandwagon a bit.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Malthus

#1075
May 18, 2009, 09:34:22 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 17, 2009, 04:22:04 PM
Also, this fat man, at a coffee shop that I'm sitting at, just grabbed his gut and started shaking it. :mellow:

Perhaps it is his nuptial display.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

jimmy olsen

#1076
May 18, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
 :lol:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Josquius

#1077
May 18, 2009, 03:56:59 PM
Are sit ups supposed to hurt your arse so much? I'm sure the pain is meant to be in your gut....
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derspiess

#1078
May 18, 2009, 04:11:29 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 18, 2009, 03:56:59 PM
Are sit ups supposed to hurt your arse so much? I'm sure the pain is meant to be in your gut....

Nope.  Helps to have some cushioning or padding of some sort, though.  Try crunches.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Monoriu

#1079
May 19, 2009, 01:44:57 AM
My salary will be cut this year :cry:
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