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MadBurgerMaker

#14625
March 11, 2012, 02:53:57 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 11, 2012, 02:47:35 PM
Yeah. I saw that the other night, too.  GET THA TUSSIN ONNAT

I haven't seen that one in a while, but the shit about tussin is absolutely true.  Took a couple shots of that last night/this morning and I'm feeling 100% better. 

Jaron

#14626
March 12, 2012, 11:04:56 PM
What would YOU do if a co-worker threatened to punch you?
Winner of THE grumbler point.

HisMajestyBOB

#14627
March 12, 2012, 11:08:36 PM
Quote from: Jaron on March 12, 2012, 11:04:56 PM
What would YOU do if a co-worker threatened to punch you?

Preemptive strike.  :ph34r:
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

Barrister

#14628
March 13, 2012, 12:17:37 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 12, 2012, 11:04:56 PM
What would YOU do if a co-worker threatened to punch you?

Call ths cops - since they have an office literally next door to me.   :cool:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Razgovory

#14629
March 13, 2012, 12:22:07 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 12, 2012, 11:04:56 PM
What would YOU do if a co-worker threatened to punch you?

Many bad things.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Tamas

#14630
March 13, 2012, 02:36:59 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 12, 2012, 11:04:56 PM
What would YOU do if a co-worker threatened to punch you?

Provoke him into doing it in the office so he gets fired?

Ideologue

#14631
March 13, 2012, 02:38:38 AM
Quote from: Tamas on March 13, 2012, 02:36:59 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 12, 2012, 11:04:56 PM
What would YOU do if a co-worker threatened to punch you?

Provoke him into doing it in the office so he gets fired?

Provoke him into doing it in the office so you can sue your employer.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ideologue

#14632
March 13, 2012, 02:51:03 AM
These fucking dogs at the new place are driving me crazy.  Can't even go down and get my last Klondike bar without waking everyone up with their infernal racket.

In a completely unrelated chain of causation, I think my radiator needs to be topped off.  I'm going to go to the auto parts store and buy some antifreeze to do so.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

CountDeMoney

#14633
March 13, 2012, 03:28:58 AM
Q: How many blacks can be stuffed into the condo underneath me?

A: FUCKING ALL OF THEM FUCK

sbr

#14634
March 13, 2012, 08:23:30 AM
CdM how are the fish doing?

CountDeMoney

#14635
March 13, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: sbr on March 13, 2012, 08:23:30 AM
CdM how are the fish doing?

They've been dead for almost two years.  Where the hell have you been?

Ed Anger

#14636
March 13, 2012, 09:03:41 AM
QuotePORTLAND -- The Oregonian newspaper reported Monday that Bob Caldwell, the long-time editor of the editorial pages, died in the apartment of a 23-year-old woman after going into cardiac arrest following a sex act.

The paper had previously reported that Caldwell was found in his parked car.

The paper now says the woman was the one who called 9-1-1 on Saturday to report that Caldwell was unresponsive.

According to the correction published in The Oregonian, the woman told deputies she met Caldwell a year ago at Portland Community College and he provided cash for books and other school expenses, in exchange for sex. According to deputies quoted by the paper, no money was exchanged Saturday and therefore no prostitution charges would be filed.

Caldwell joined The Oregonian as a copy editor in 1983. Before taking his post at the head of the editorial section, he worked as a regional, metro and public editor for The Oregonian. He led the paper's editorial board since November 1995.

Caldwell, who was 63 years old, is survived by his wife and three daughters.

God bless you sir!
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Tamas

#14637
March 13, 2012, 09:28:24 AM
FYI, I am on the lookout for a job where I have to deal with confused idiots, for a decent salary. Because I am doing that right now, except the pay is shit.

syk

#14638
March 13, 2012, 09:39:15 AM
New painting published! 
http://sykonurse.deviantart.com/#/d4smujy 

DGuller

#14639
March 13, 2012, 09:40:41 AM
Quote from: Tamas on March 13, 2012, 09:28:24 AM
FYI, I am on the lookout for a job where I have to deal with confused idiots, for a decent salary. Because I am doing that right now, except the pay is shit.
You can work as a political campaign strategist over here.  :)
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