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Neil

#9930
August 21, 2011, 10:15:28 PM
I thought it looked more like LBJ.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

sbr

#9931
August 21, 2011, 10:56:59 PM
Quote from: Neil on August 21, 2011, 10:15:28 PM
I thought it looked more like LBJ.

My first thought was Bil Murray.

HVC

#9932
August 21, 2011, 10:59:57 PM
to me it looks like foresaken love child of marlon brando and ron jeremy
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

LaCroix

#9933
August 21, 2011, 11:21:17 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on August 21, 2011, 08:53:22 PMDid they require any certifications?
I looked at a few security guard job postings around here, but they all required some certification from the state that would cost ~$200.

nope :D

just had to show up for an interview, and then take a drug test. hell, when i filled out the application, i put "any" for requested position. they handed it to security instead of the restaurant, which needed bus-boys :lol:

Razgovory

#9934
August 21, 2011, 11:32:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 21, 2011, 10:08:44 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 21, 2011, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 21, 2011, 09:18:09 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 21, 2011, 03:01:55 PM
I guess that is Bicycle man, or something.
Are you and Ide blind? That's obviously FDR, the wheels are from his wheelchair.

It's not a very good drawing.
You may not like the subject matter, but the detail is exquisite. It's a fantastic drawing.

If I can't tell who it is, it's not a very good drawing.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#9935
August 21, 2011, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 21, 2011, 11:32:49 PM
If I can't tell who it is, it's not a very good drawing.

What if it's a completely lifelike depiction of somebody you've never heard of?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

#9936
August 21, 2011, 11:48:18 PM
Why can't I find my thread on Kepler and Planet Hunting via the internet!? :mad:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

sbr

#9937
August 22, 2011, 12:00:01 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 21, 2011, 11:48:18 PM
Why can't I find my thread on Kepler and Planet Hunting via the internet!? :mad:

Was it during the 9 months we lost?

jimmy olsen

#9938
August 22, 2011, 12:09:28 AM
That's probably it.  :(
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Tamas

#9939
August 22, 2011, 02:09:50 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 21, 2011, 09:18:09 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 21, 2011, 03:01:55 PM
I guess that is Bicycle man, or something.
Are you and Ide blind? That's obviously FDR, the wheels are from his wheelchair.

jesus fucking christ :bleeding:

Tonitrus

#9940
August 22, 2011, 02:17:07 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 21, 2011, 11:32:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 21, 2011, 10:08:44 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 21, 2011, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 21, 2011, 09:18:09 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 21, 2011, 03:01:55 PM
I guess that is Bicycle man, or something.
Are you and Ide blind? That's obviously FDR, the wheels are from his wheelchair.

It's not a very good drawing.
You may not like the subject matter, but the detail is exquisite. It's a fantastic drawing.

If I can't tell who it is, it's not a very good drawing.

The "Courage Wolf" meme on the inner thigh was more obvious.

The Brain

#9941
August 22, 2011, 03:14:27 AM
The stuffed eagle is just weird.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

jimmy olsen

#9942
August 22, 2011, 05:48:51 AM
 :hmm:

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

CountDeMoney

#9943
August 22, 2011, 05:54:08 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 21, 2011, 10:08:44 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 21, 2011, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 21, 2011, 09:18:09 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 21, 2011, 03:01:55 PM
I guess that is Bicycle man, or something.
Are you and Ide blind? That's obviously FDR, the wheels are from his wheelchair.

It's not a very good drawing.
You may not like the subject matter, but the detail is exquisite. It's a fantastic drawing.

"Exquisite"?  What are you, a wine snob?

Your memory cache probably makes your computer wish it had hands, so it could fucking kill itself.

Josquius

#9944
August 22, 2011, 08:07:37 AM
quote of a friend's facebook status on his newly bought car:

Quotewondered why my so called economical and speedy car was ridiculously slow and used a quarter of a tank in one trip....Turns out today is the first time I have driven it without the handbrake on (faceslap)

:lol:
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