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Neil

#8370
June 05, 2011, 01:52:41 PM
Americans are stupid.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Razgovory

#8371
June 05, 2011, 02:26:27 PM
Aren't you an American?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#8372
June 05, 2011, 02:29:24 PM
He probably talks like Sarah Palin. Those extraneous u's only appear in written form.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

#8373
June 05, 2011, 08:27:01 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Liep

#8374
June 06, 2011, 11:40:00 AM
Bought a new chair, quite comfy.

"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

DGuller

#8375
June 06, 2011, 01:31:41 PM
Just signed a lease on the new place.  I promised to move out after my landlord took me to court, and I did.  Of course, my new place has the same landlord, but I'm sure he learned his lesson anyway.

Admiral Yi

#8376
June 06, 2011, 03:21:43 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 06, 2011, 01:31:41 PM
Just signed a lease on the new place.  I promised to move out after my landlord took me to court, and I did.  Of course, my new place has the same landlord, but I'm sure he learned his lesson anyway.

You Jews are diabolical when it comes to business matters.

HVC

#8377
June 06, 2011, 03:26:54 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 06, 2011, 01:31:41 PM
Just signed a lease on the new place.  I promised to move out after my landlord took me to court, and I did.  Of course, my new place has the same landlord, but I'm sure he learned his lesson anyway.
why'd the landlord take you to court? vodka distillery in the bathroom? :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Razgovory

#8378
June 06, 2011, 04:10:25 PM
I'll be damned, Anthony Weiner is an idiot.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#8379
June 06, 2011, 04:12:42 PM
I'm contemplating extending orientation for my new job in London next month for a few days to do some touristing.
Very uncertain though...not big on the idea of hostelling with a laptop...
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Jacob

#8380
June 06, 2011, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 04, 2011, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 04, 2011, 06:15:54 PM
Shouldn't you be calling her your "partner" or something by this point?

In French I call her "conjointe", Partner makes sound like I'm gay or something. I will continue to call her my girlfriend in english. Unless someone comes up with a term I like.

Girlfriend is a perfectly fine term.

Eddie Teach

#8381
June 06, 2011, 04:21:02 PM
Girlfriend-for-life maybe. He's been dating this chick for nearly as long as the forum's been around.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#8382
June 06, 2011, 04:27:25 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 06, 2011, 04:10:25 PM
I'll be damned, Anthony Weiner is an idiot.

:lol:

I wouldn't have apologized.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

#8383
June 06, 2011, 04:30:18 PM
Maybe "live-in girlfriend."

Razgovory

#8384
June 06, 2011, 05:38:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 06, 2011, 04:27:25 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 06, 2011, 04:10:25 PM
I'll be damned, Anthony Weiner is an idiot.

:lol:

I wouldn't have apologized.

I believed the story, that his account was hacked.  That kinda thing happens.  But, no.  He's just stupid.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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