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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Tonitrus

#6750
March 09, 2011, 09:55:30 PM
Baseball fan catches thrown bat with one hand; retains control of beer with the other....


Josquius

#6751
March 10, 2011, 06:11:58 AM
Whats the story there? A player throws a bat into the crowd :o
How long is he banned for?
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The Brain

#6752
March 10, 2011, 06:15:38 AM
White men can't catch.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Grey Fox

#6753
March 10, 2011, 07:30:48 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 10, 2011, 06:11:58 AM
Whats the story there? A player throws a bat into the crowd :o
How long is he banned for?

It happens, it's usually an accident. Players let's go at the wrong moment or it slips then bat goes flying instead of on the ground. It's alot like a errand golf club.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

jimmy olsen

#6754
March 10, 2011, 07:31:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 10, 2011, 06:11:58 AM
Whats the story there? A player throws a bat into the crowd :o
How long is he banned for?
Players swing really hard, and though most of them wear gloves with extra grip, sometimes they let slip.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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CountDeMoney

#6755
March 10, 2011, 07:32:43 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 10, 2011, 07:31:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 10, 2011, 06:11:58 AM
Whats the story there? A player throws a bat into the crowd :o
How long is he banned for?
Players swing really hard, and though most of them wear gloves with extra grip, sometimes they let slip.

Timmay, I just want you to know that, should we ever meet, the bat slipped from my hands.

Admiral Yi

#6756
March 10, 2011, 07:59:04 AM
Lori Berenson, the American hippie terrorist lover chick, has been released from Peruvian prison on parole.

katmai

#6757
March 10, 2011, 10:32:39 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 10, 2011, 07:32:43 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 10, 2011, 07:31:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 10, 2011, 06:11:58 AM
Whats the story there? A player throws a bat into the crowd :o
How long is he banned for?
Players swing really hard, and though most of them wear gloves with extra grip, sometimes they let slip.

Timmay, I just want you to know that, should we ever meet, the bat slipped from my hands.

Yes it slipped....repeatedly.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Grey Fox

#6758
March 10, 2011, 11:12:03 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 10, 2011, 07:32:43 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 10, 2011, 07:31:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 10, 2011, 06:11:58 AM
Whats the story there? A player throws a bat into the crowd :o
How long is he banned for?
Players swing really hard, and though most of them wear gloves with extra grip, sometimes they let slip.

Timmay, I just want you to know that, should we ever meet, the bat slipped from my hands.

Don't be like that. We damn well know you'll go all Grallon on his ass.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Josquius

#6759
March 10, 2011, 11:27:29 AM
Just been on the roof in a semi-gale. The felt is blowing off. WTF. <_<
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MadBurgerMaker

#6760
March 10, 2011, 03:41:32 PM
Just got my car back from having it washed+clay waxed:  oooooooooo looks niiiice

Driving after having stuff like that done is always more exciting too.  Dodging puddles, sprinklers, etc.

Edit:  That's a helluva catch & beer save up there.

Savonarola

#6761
March 10, 2011, 04:04:55 PM
ALIEN ROBOTS ATTEMPT TO INFECT EARTHLINGS WITH AUTISM! :o



WAKE UP WORLD!
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Admiral Yi

#6762
March 10, 2011, 06:48:54 PM
Also heard on NPR an interview with Robert Shiller of Yale on US housing prices (which he thinks have not yet hit bottom).  He claimed that, contrary to conventional wisdom, housing prices don't steadily rise.  Real housing prices in Holland have not risen since 1630.

MadImmortalMan

#6763
March 10, 2011, 10:56:12 PM
Looking for some Afrin in my wife's medicine cabinet I found some pregnancy tests. Shit.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

jimmy olsen

#6764
March 10, 2011, 10:59:57 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on March 10, 2011, 10:56:12 PM
Looking for some Afrin in my wife's medicine cabinet I found some pregnancy tests. Shit.
Congratulations! :cheers:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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