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jimmy olsen

#6435
April 19, 2010, 08:44:05 AM
WTF is wrong with people!
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Josquius

#6436
April 19, 2010, 08:50:24 AM
I know. Fucking a quadruple amputee! :o
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Syt

#6437
April 19, 2010, 08:51:24 AM
Japan. :lol:

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

jimmy olsen

#6438
April 19, 2010, 08:52:05 AM
:pinch:

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Syt

#6439
April 19, 2010, 09:03:16 AM
The most AWESOMEST bike EVAH!!
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Zanza

#6440
April 19, 2010, 09:10:11 AM
Tried to book a flight with Jetstar. Not only did the online transaction stop, no they debited the price on my credit card twice. Cunts. Now I have all the hassle to get the money back and I still don't have a flight. WTF.

derspiess

#6441
April 19, 2010, 09:30:19 AM
So I'm about to be an uncle again any day now.  I was sort of excited about it until I found out my nephew will be named: Ziggy.  :frusty:  WTF
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Grey Fox

#6442
April 19, 2010, 09:47:57 AM
What's wrong? That's good name.

Ziggy Palfy :cool:
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Syt

#6443
April 19, 2010, 09:57:08 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 19, 2010, 09:30:19 AM
So I'm about to be an uncle again any day now.  I was sort of excited about it until I found out my nephew will be named: Ziggy.  :frusty:  WTF

Always call him Sigfried.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

derspiess

#6444
April 19, 2010, 10:20:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 19, 2010, 09:57:08 AM
Always call him Sigfried.

I may do just that, to try to maintain any sanity.  My sister in law has gone full Trustafarian (very similar to "full retard") while living in Costa Rica, so the name should not surprise me. 

I keep asking the wife & her family what they think about it, and nobody wants to talk about it-- pretty out of character for them.

In other family news, my brother in law just turned 21 and will be coming up to stay with us for 2-3 months :cheers:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Josquius

#6445
April 19, 2010, 10:23:26 AM
Wow the weather is strange.
Earlier this afternoon lovely and hot, I was hot in a t-shirt and tracksuit bottoms and utterly comfortable.
Now...its snowing again.
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garbon

#6446
April 19, 2010, 02:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 17, 2010, 08:43:33 PM
I should look into this homosexuality buisness.
The only trouble is the having to have sex with guys aspect. And the music. And the fashion.
err...

Fashion never reached SF.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#6447
April 19, 2010, 02:29:15 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 19, 2010, 09:30:19 AM
So I'm about to be an uncle again any day now.  I was sort of excited about it until I found out my nephew will be named: Ziggy.  :frusty:  WTF

At least the kid will learn to fight.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

#6448
April 19, 2010, 02:31:19 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 19, 2010, 02:29:15 PM
At least the kid will learn to fight.

No, chances are he will just smoke dope & listen to reggae all day long.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#6449
April 19, 2010, 02:35:54 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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