The Off Topic Topic

[jimmy olsen]

Where the hell did I post that squirrel catapult pic?

[lustindarkness]

Why the hell is someone calling my coworker's phone every 10 minutes? She didn't answer the first dozen calls, why the hell do you think she's gonna be there to answer the next dozen? Hasn't he/she heard of text messages or voicemail?

Obviously someone is on fire, burning uncontrollably.

No woder his co-worker won't answer her phone.

[sbr]

Where the hell did I post that squirrel catapult pic?

I don't know but it made me laugh.

[Mr.Penguin]

Where the hell did I post that squirrel catapult pic?

this one?...

[Josquius]

This is odd.
My flatmate has gone away working for the week but...his girlfriend is still around.

[lustindarkness]

This is odd.
My flatmate has gone away working for the week but...his girlfriend is still around.

Is she HOT?

[Josquius]

Is she HOT?

As close to the opposite as a girl can get whilst still breathing.

[jimmy olsen]

Thanks Mr. Penguin.

[HisMajestyBOB]

This is odd.
My flatmate has gone away working for the week but...his girlfriend is still around.

She wants you.
Hit it.

[jimmy olsen]

This is odd.
My flatmate has gone away working for the week but...his girlfriend is still around.

She wants you.
Hit it.

You're so bad , hitting on married women, encouraging Tyr to screw over his friend. You're like a little CdM in sheep's clothing.

Repent!

[Josquius]

She wants you.
Hit it.

But...it wouldn't be the first time a fatty wanted me. What is it about me that makes them think 'Oh, he likes the beef!' when I utterly don't. I take ugly over fat generally (darkness solves one but not the other)

[Eddie Teach]

What is it about me that makes them think 'Oh, he likes the beef!'

You're English. 

[sbr]

She wants you.
Hit it.

But...it wouldn't be the first time a fatty wanted me. What is it about me that makes them think 'Oh, he likes the beef!' when I utterly don't. I take ugly over fat generally (darkness solves one but not the other)

You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em thin.

[MadImmortalMan]

If you think you're about to be laid off, buy a suit:

http://www.josbank.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ContentView?langId=-1&storeId=11001&catalogId=10050&contentKey=RISKFREESUIT

[Jaron]

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